Mayhem Mania Week 8: Patreon in the Bank!

This. Is. Mayhem Mania!

It’s not just the ultimate fantasy booking challenge. It’s also a competitive thought experiment!

The object of Mayhem Mania is to craft the best WrestleMania card possible within the boundaries of our current reality. That means anyone WWE can book in a match is available to our players. 

The journey so far:
– Week 1
– Week 2
– Week 3
– Week 4
– Week 5
– Week 6
– Week 7

Every week, we invite players to make a change to one of the matches on our cards. They can:
– KILL a match entirely and CREATE a new one with other individuals
– SWAP out an individual or team in a match for another individual or team
– SWAP out an individual or team in a match with an individual or team in another match already on the card
– ADD an individual or team to an existing match

Not everyone is currently eligible to be used in Mayhem Mania. Some are being held in a place we lovingly refer to as SPACE JAIL. Here’s the current inmate count:

• Roman Reigns – Charge: Excessive Uce of a chair against the Honorary Uce – Charges Pressed by Tina Keys
• Rhonda Rousey – Charge: Crimes against humanity or just fashion – Charges Pressed by Dave Podnar
• CM Punk – Charge: I charge him with disturbing the peace everywhere all at once – Charges Pressed by Tony Kincaid
• Austin Theory – Charge: He knows what he did – Charges Pressed by Mad Mike
• Lacey Evans – Charge: on behalf of all neuro-spicy Wrestling Nerds. – Charges Pressed by TeamHammaFist
• All McMahons – Charge: Vince Steph Shane and Linda. After the past few decades keep them away from anything WWE – Charges Pressed by Dave Podnar

• Hulk Hogan – Charge: subjecting us to Hogan Knows Best – Mad Mike
• Ric Flair – Charge: for his own protection – Tina Keys
• Baron Corbin – Charge: Being too needy – Sorg
• Logan Paul -Charge: Excessive shoulder pads – Dudders

Matches on our card can GRADUATE to the Mayhem Mania SUPERCARD via various means. That simply means they are “locked in” and can no longer be changed. It also opens up more slots to create more matches. Currently, two matches on each night have GRADUATED to the SUPERCARD.

We had TWO MORE matches graduate to the SUPERCARD!

Created by Tina Keys
Bull Nakano vs Rhea Ripley

Created by TeamHammaFist 
Gunther vs Asuka – Submission or KO 

Created by Dudders
R-Truth vs Stone Cold Steve Austin

Created by Sorg
Johnny Gargano & Candace Leray vs Corey Graves & Carmella

Moves were made on the last edition of Wrestling Mayhem Show. 

THIS WEEK’s MOVES

TeamHammaFist’s Moves (for match graduation)
CREATE Roman Reigns vs Pharoah 

Tina Keys’ Moves (for match graduation)
Meiko Satomura vs Charlotte
Shawn Michaels to SPACE JAIL: Charge – Crimes against retirement 
PUNISHMENT – Only use current or former Women’s Champions in WWE 

Honey Badger 
CREATE Bray Wyatt & Nikki Cross vs Erik & Valhalla

PATREON IN THE BANK 

TeamHammaFist’s Moves
STIPULATION Roman Reigns vs Pharoah  – Hell in a Kennel

Dave Podnar’s Moves 
Watch Along – Poppy 
STIPULATION Piper Niven vs Drew McIntyre – Bagpipe on a Pole
KILL Boogs vs Roode
CREATE Boogs & Ezekiel vs Sami Zane & El Generico

Tina Keys’ Movies
GRADUATE Meiko Satomura vs Charlotte
Watch Along – Matt Cardona
SPACE JAIL ESCAPE: Triple H (of the ALL MCMAHONS) 
Donald Trump to SPACE JAIL – Charge: No Selling to Boogyman
CREATE Carmello vs Seth Rollins
STIPULATION Asuka vs Gunther – Submission or KO 

Mad Mike’s Moves
Elias to SPACE JAIL – Charge: Troubadouring in public 
GRADUATE and STIPULATION The Usos vs Creeds – WeeLC
CREATE – Jakara Jackson, Tavion Heights, Oba Femi vs Luca Crucifino, Lucien Price, Yulisa Leon
SPACE JAIL ESCAPE:  Baron Corbin
CREATE Becky Lynch vs Bailey vs Trish Stratus vs Lita
STIPULATION – Wendy Chu (as May Ying) vs Finn Baylor (As Prince Devitt)  – Firefly Funhouse Match
WATCH ALONG: Mojo Rawley 
NATIONAL ANTHEM – Honey Badger AKA American Honey 

Sorg’s Moves (for punishment)
Layla vs Michelle McCool – Ladder Match for Half titles 

Here is what the card looks like after this week’s moves: 

Created by Sorg
Grayson Waller vs The Miz

Created by Christian Noir 
Wendy Chu (as May Ying) vs Finn Baylor (As Prince Devitt) – Firefly Funhouse Match

Created by Sorg
Piper Niven vs Drew McIntyre- Bagpipe on a Pole 

Created by Sorg
Layla vs Michelle McCool – Ladder Match for Half titles 

Created by Tina Keys 
Carmello vs Seth Rollins

Created by TeamHammaFist
Roman Reigns vs Pharoah  – Hell in a Kennel  

Created by Dave Podnar 
Boogs & Ezekiel vs Sami Zane & El Generico 

Created by Mad Mike
Becky Lynch vs Bailey vs Trish Stratus vs Lita 

Created by Honey Badger
Bray Wyatt & Nikki Cross vs Erik & Valhalla

NEW GRADUATED!

Created by Mad Mike
The Usos vs The Creed Brothers – WeeLC

Created by Tina Keys 
Meiko Satomura vs Charlotte 

What do you think about our matches? What changes would you make? Leave a comment down below and thanks for enjoying Mayhem Mania!

Special thanks to TeamHammaFist for Mayhem Mania “Castle” logo and bumper graphics!