Mayhem Mania 2021: Patreon In The Bank

It must be Mayhem Mania season!

Every year, we bring together fans, wrestlers and other folks. Our goal is to construct the BEST WrestleMania card that’s currently possible. Everyone under a WWE contract is eligible to use, as are those who are within the orbit of WWE’s influence. If Vince McMahon can do it, we can do it!

If you’re just tuning in, here’s how we got to this point.
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Opening Round
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 1
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 2
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 3
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 4
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 5
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 6
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 7
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 8
Mayhem Mania 2021 – Round 9

There are two “tiers” to Mayhem Mania. The 8-match “undercard”, where our players create and make changes to matches, and the SUPERCARD. To reach the SUPERCARD, a match must survive three rounds on the “undercard” without being altered in any way, but that changes in our final round – Patreon In The Bank.

With no more time to wait on matches to GRADUATE, we invite the Patreon supporters of the Wrestling Mayhem Show into the final round of Mayhem Mania, imbue them with the authority to make massive changes to our card and enjoy the pandemonium. Some Patreons were granted the authority to imprison and even FREE individuals from SPACE JAIL! Here’s what it looked like heading into Patreon In The Bank.

SPACE JAIL Tickets can also be earned when a match GRADUATES. The creator of the match gets that reward. In addition, the match creator gets to hand out a dose of “punishment” to another player. Our friend Chad The Shad created a board of random numbers and letters which concealed the names of individuals that the “punished” player would be forced to use.

With only ONE match on our SUPER CARD heading into the Patreon In The Bank round, we had to GRADUATE seven matches! Here’s the record of how it all went down.

Patreon #1: Alex Kahrs (Manager Level Patreon)
– FREE Billie Kay from SPACE JAIL
– SWAP Cameron Grimes for Reckoning
– ADD STIPULATION “WeeLC” to Legado Del Fantasma vs. Breezango & RJ City
– AUTO-GRADUATE Legado Del Fantasma vs. Breezango & RJ City to the SUPER CARD
– SEND T-Bar to SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduated match for Bobbyfjtown
– CREATE THE DEMON Finn Balor vs. Aleister Black vs. THE FIEND Bray Wyatt
– PUNISHED Mad Mike (*Jinder Mahal randomly selected)

Patreon #2: Mad Mike (Manager Level Patreon)
– FREE Peyton Royce from SPACE JAIL
– SEND Bad Bunny to SPACE JAIL
– SWAP Karrion Kross for Jinder Mahal
– ADD STIPULATION: “TLC” to Hurt Business vs. New Day vs. Street Profits vs. The Usos
– AUTO-GRADUATE Rhea Ripley vs. Trish Stratus to the SUPER CARD

REWARDS for graduated match for Mad Mike
– SEND Jaxson Ryker to SPACE JAIL
– CREATE The IIconics vs. Bella Twins
– PUNISHED Bobbyfjtown (*Roderick Strong randomly selected)

Patreon #3: D.P. (Poppy Club Level Patreon)
– DELETE Randy Orton vs. Papa Shango and CREATE Shotzi Blackheart & Ember Moon vs. Bayley & Carmella
– ADD STIPULATION: “Tank On A Pole Match” to Shotzi Blackheart & Ember Moon vs. Bayley & Carmella

Patreon #4: Bobbyfjtown (Manager Level Patreon)
– SWAP THE FIEND Bray Wyatt for Karrion Kross
– AUTO-GRADUATE THE DEMON Finn Balor vs. Aleister Black vs. Karrion Kross
– ADD STIPULATION: “Grave Consequences” to THE DEMON Finn Balor vs. Aleister Black vs. Karrion Kross
– FREE Edge from SPACE JAIL
– SEND Bobby Fish to SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduating match for Bobbyfjtown
– CREATE Roderick Strong vs. Cameron Grimes
– PUNISHED Farnsworth (*JBL randomly selected)
– SEND King Corbin to SPACE JAIL

Patreon #5: Doc Remedy (Pizza Club Level Patreon)
– DELETE Candice LeRae & Johnny Gargano vs. AJ Lee & CM Punk and CREATE Dexter Lumis vs. King Corbin
– SEND CM Punk to SPACE JAIL
– ADD SPECIAL ENFORCER Edge to Hurt Business vs. New Day vs. Street Profits vs. The Usos

Patreon #6: Tina Keys (Manager Level Patreon)
– FREE Asuka from SPACE JAIL
– SWAP Jinder Mahal for Drew McIntyre
– ADD STIPULATION: “Hell Of War” to Drew McIntyre vs. Triple H
– AUTO-GRADUATE Drew McIntyre vs. Triple H to the SUPER CARD
– SEND Natalya to SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduating match for Tina Keys
– CREATE Isaiah “Swerve” Scott vs. Ricochet
– SEND Nia Jax to SPACE JAIL
– PUNISHED: Bo Diggity (*Michael Cole randomly selected)

Patreon #7: The Rizz (Manager Level Patreon)
– FREE Pat McAfee from SPACE JAIL
– DELETE Dexter Lumis vs. King Corbin and CREATE R-Truth & John Cena vs. Pat McAfee & Malcolm Bivens
– AUTO-GRADUATE R-Truth & John Cena vs. Pat McAfee & Malcolm Bivens to the SUPER CARD
– ADD STIPULATION: “Punjabi Prison Match” to Xavier Woods vs. Reckoning
– SEND Mace to SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduating match for The Rizz
– CREATE Adam Cole vs. Asuka
– PUNISHED: Farnsworth (*Maryse randomly selected)
– SEND Slapjack to SPACE JAIL

Patreon #8: Farnsworth via proxy: Mainstream Matt (Manager Level Patreon)
– DELETE Roderick Strong & Cameron Grimes and CREATE Maryse & The Miz vs. JBL & Ron Simmons
– AUTO-GRADUATE Xavier Woods vs. Reckoning to the SUPER CARD
– FREE Bad Bunny from SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduating match for Alex Kahrs
– CREATE Bad Bunny vs. Pitbull
– SEND Flo Rida to SPACE JAIL
– PUNISHED: Bo Diggity (*Scarlett randomly selected)

Patreon #9: Kyle Turner via proxy: Sorgatron (Pizza Club Level Patreon)
– ADD Bart Gunn to Adam Cole vs. Asuka
– ADD STIPULATION: “Lion’s Den Match” to Adam Cole vs. Asuka vs. Bart Gunn
– SEND Sammy Guevara to SPACE JAIL

Patreon #10: Bo Diggity (Manager Level Patreon)
– KILL The IIconics vs. Bella Twins and CREATE Michael Cole vs. Scarlett
– ADD STIPULATION: “Submission Match” to Michael Cole vs. Scarlett
– AUTO-GRADUATE Keith Lee vs. Cesaro vs. Pete Dunne vs. WALTER to the SUPER CARD
– SEND Undertaker to SPACE JAIL

REWARDS for graduating match for Chad The Shad
– SEND Tom Phillips to SPACE JAIL
– CREATE Mick Foley & Piper Niven vs. Robert Stone & Drake Maverick vs. Indi Hartwell & A-Train
– ADD SPECIAL REFEREE: Rikishi to Mick Foley & Piper Niven vs. Robert Stone & Drake Maverick vs. Indi Hartwell & A-Train
– ADD SPECIAL ENFORCER Jamie Noble to Mick Foley & Piper Niven vs. Robert Stone & Drake Maverick vs. Indi Hartwell & A-Train

The work is done and we have successfully elevated eight matches onto our Mayhem Mania SUPER CARD!

MAYHEM MANIA 2021 SUPERCARD

Raquel Gonzalez vs. Beth Phoenix
(Created by Tina Keys)

WeeLC!
Legado Del Fantasma vs. Breezango & RJ City
(Created by Bobbyfjtown)

Trish Stratus vs. Rhea Ripley
(Created by Mad Mike)

Grave Consequences
Aleister Black vs. Finn Balor vs. Karrion Kross
(Created by Bobbyfjtown)

“War Of Hell” Match
Drew McIntyre vs. Triple H
(*Designated as “cinematic match”)
(Created by Tina Keys)

Malcolm Bivens & Pat McAfee vs. R-Truth & John Cena
(Created by The Rizz)

Punjabi Prison Match!
Xavier Woods vs. Reckoning
(Created by Alex Kahrs)

Keith Lee vs. Cesaro vs. Pete Dunne vs. WALTER
(Created by Chad The Shad)

We also have eight matches on our “undercard”. We’ll hold a vote on the Wrestling Mayhem Show Facebook group to determine which one will be part of the Mayhem Mania pre-show!

Isaiah “Swerve” Scott vs. Ricochet
(Created by Tina Keys)

Bad Bunny vs. Pitbull
(Created by Alex Kahrs)

Piper Niven & Mick Foley vs. Robert Stone & Drake Maverick vs. Indi Hartwell & A-Train
(Special Guest Referee: Rikishi)
(Special Guest Enforcer: Jamie Noble)
(Created by Chad The Shad)

Submission Match!
Michael Cole vs. Scarlett
(Created by Bo Diggity)

Maryse & The Miz vs. JBL & Ron Simmons
(Created by Farnsworth via his proxy: Mainstream Matt)

Lion’s Den Match!
Asuka vs. Adam Cole vs. Bart Gunn
(Created by Kyle Turner via his proxy: Sorgatron)

Tank On A Pole Match!
Shotzi Blackheart & Ember Moon vs. Bayley & Carmella
(Created by D.P.)

TLC!
Shelton Benjamin & Cedric Alexander vs. Kofi Kingston & Big E vs. Street Profits vs. The Usos
(Special Guest Enforcer: Edge)
(Created by Chris Taylor)

*UPDATE (4/3/2021): Due to unforeseen circumstances, Patreon Kyle Turner was unable to participate in Patreon In The Bank. To show our appreciation for his support, we invited him to add a match to our “undercard”. So, for one week only, we have nine matches on the “undercard”.

“ECW-Style” 4-Way Dance!
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Jordan Devlin vs. Kyle O’Reilly vs. Ilja Dragunov
(Created by Kyle Turner)

During the round, our Patreon supporters also had opportunities to book guests for the first-ever Mayhem Mania WAP (Watch Along Party). They’ll join Faye Jackson, who was the first to be booked weeks ago.

We ended up with a very eclectic guest list:
– Bad Bunny (Alex Kahrs)
– David Arquette (Mad Mike)
– Cardi B (D.P.)
– Meghan Thee Stallion (Bobbyfjtown)
– Iron Sheik (Doc Remedy)
– Josiah Williams (Tina Keys)
– The Great Khali (The Rizz)
– MV Young (Sorg)
– The IIconics (Bo Diggity)
– Nicki Minaj (Chad)

Even more guests will be added following Friday’s episode of TALKING Mayhem Mania!

The final inmate count on SPACE JAIL is:
– T-Bar
– Sammy Guevara
– Jaxson Ryker
– Charlotte Flair
– Lacey Evans
– Flo Rida
– Dominik Mysterio
– CM Punk
– Natalya
– Brock Lesnar
– Bobby Fish
– Undertaker
– Nia Jax
– King Corbin
– Mace
– Velveteen Dream
– Austin Theory
– Slapjack
– Tom Phillips

So there you have it, Mayhem Mania 2021 is in the books. As usual, it was a sometimes messy process, but in the end we got a really solid SUPER CARD. Thanks to everyone who played and everyone who followed along this year!

Mayhem Mania 2021: Round 9

It must be Mayhem Mania season!

MAYHEM MANIA 2021 SUPERCARD

Raquel Gonzalez vs. Beth Phoenix
(Created by Tina Keys)

That’s a pretty darn good match, but we still have a lot of work to do.

Not everyone is eligible to use in Mayhem Mania. They must be under a WWE contract or otherwise within WWE’s orbit of influence. Also, everyone comes in their current physical/contractual/etc. state (We are ignoring COVID-19 diagnoses because this is supposed to be a fun diversion, not a reminder of the terrible things happening around us.). Simply put, if Vince McMahon can’t do it, you can’t do it!

Other wrestlers are not eligible to use because one of our players has sent them to SPACE JAIL.

* “Cell numbers” correspond with the numbers on our prize wheel.

Every week we spin our prize wheel to give one of the SPACE JAIL inmates a chance to escape. Thankfully, SPACE JAIL remained secure this week.

5 players were invited onto the Wrestling Mayhem Show for the latest round of Mayhem Mania 2021. Each can make ONE of the following changes to our card:

– SWAP one wrestler or team with one in another match on the card or replace them with a wrestler or team not currently on the card
– ADD a wrestler or team to an existing match
– DELETE a match in its entirety and replace it with a new match using entirely new wrestlers
– SUBTRACT an individual from an exisiting match.
– MATCH SWAP: This year, we have a designated “cinematic match” slot on our card. A player can choose to swap an existing match on the card for the match currently in that “cinematic match” slot.

With all that business out of the way, here’s how things went down during Round 9 of Mayhem Mania.

Move #1 (by Brandon)
DELETE Drew McIntyre vs. Adam Cole and CREATE Kevin Owens vs. Matt Martel

Move #2 (by Tina Keys)
DELETE Alexa Bliss & Bray Wyatt vs. Taya & Johnny Mundo vs. Rhea Ripley & Aleister Black and CREATE Triple H vs. Karrion Kross

Move #3 (by Mad Mike)
SWAP Cameron Grimes for Reckoning
*This move was VETOED by Chad The Shad

Move #3A (by Mad Mike)
DELETE Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kushida vs. Elias vs. Roman Reigns and CREATE Trish Stratus vs. Rhea Ripley

Move #4 (by Chris Taylor)
DELETE Kevin Owens vs. Matt Martel and CREATE Hurt Business vs. New Day vs. Street Profits vs. The Usos

Move #5 (by Alex Kahrs)
DELETE Sasha Banks vs. Meiko Satomura and CREATE Candice LeRae & Johnny Gargano vs. AJ Lee & CM Punk

Round 9 is in the books, and we have FOUR newly created matches on our “undercard”

Triple H vs. Karrion Kross
(Created by Tina Keys)
(*Designated as “cinematic match”)

Candice LeRae & Johnny Gargano vs. AJ Lee & CM Punk
(Created by Alex Kahrs)

Hurt Business vs. New Day vs. Street Profits vs. The Usos
(Created by Chris Taylor)

Trish Stratus vs. Rhea Ripley
(Created by Mad Mike)

Here are the four matches that survived the round without being altered in any way.

Legado Del Fantasma vs. Breezango & RJ City
(Created by Bobbyfjtown)

Randy Orton vs. Papa Shango
(Created by Sorgatron)

Keith Lee vs. Pete Dunne vs. Cesaro vs. WALTER
(Created by Chad The Shad)

Cameron Grimes vs. Xavier Woods
(Created by Bobbyfjtown)

Brandon’s match did not survive the round. However, because next week is the Patreon In The Bank round, the “Alex Kahrs Rule” is not in effect. Sorry, Brandon.

Patreon In The Bank is the grand finale of Mayhem Mania 2021. ONLY Patreon supporters of the Wrestling Mayhem Show will be invited to play during that round, and somehow they must find a way to get seven more matches onto our SUPER CARD.

If you want to play, head to patreon.com/wrestlingmayhemshow. Your support will help the show and get you in on the fun.

Thanks for enjoying Mayhem Mania!

Wrestling Mayhem Show 623: Midweek Infinity War

Hacks to Effortlessly Build Healthy Habits in 2022

Top view New Year Resolutions text list with marker and eyeglasses for business presentation mock up for adding your list

At some point in the past week (or five minutes ago after a Google search), you’ve made a resolution to change your life.

Maybe you decided to exercise every day. Perhaps it’s time to start eating better.

Or maybe you decided to stop wearing jorts.

Although I think this puppy is making the jorts work.

Well my friend, I’m excited for you, and I want you to know you’ve arrived at the right place!

We help folks build healthy habits as part of our 1-on-1 Online Coaching Program, so you’ve come to the right place to fulfill your resolution.

Here’s what we’ll cover in our Guide to Build Healthy Habits in 2022:

Why do we suck at building healthy habits?
The first step of building healthy habits (Know your “Big Why”)
How to build healthy habits (The three parts)
The key to sustainable healthy habits (Use systems)
5 hacks for effortless healthy habit building
The secret to fulfilling your resolution (Do less)
Pick your habit and GO (Next steps) Take a look to these Protetox reviews.

Let’s get right to it so you can start rocking 2022!

Why Do We Suck At Building Healthy Habits?

Human hand holding crumpled paper or trash and white paper ball and waste on the floor, A hand are crumpling a paper

“I know what I’m supposed to do, I just can’t get myself to do it!”

Welcome to the club – we all know what we need to do, but we just can’t get ourselves to make the important changes.

We know how to get in shape: move more and eat less!

We know how to exercise: get your heart rate up, do some push-ups, get stronger.

We know how to eat healthy: more vegetables and less sugar.

And yet, we can’t get ourselves to stick with ANY of these things for longer than a few weeks.

Why?

Simple: Building new healthy habits is tough, our lizard brains crave instant gratification, we don’t fully understand how habits are built, life gets busy, and our default behavior is often as unhealthy as it is easy.

As a result, we don’t put the right systems in place in order to make changes stick.

We also rely wayyyyy too much on willpower and motivation.

We tend to bite off more than we can chew, go too fast too soon, and then get overwhelmed too quickly.

Does this sound familiar?

I’m going to eat 100% Paleo/Keto AND
I’m going to run 5 miles a day AND
I’m going to work out in a gym five times a week.

If you’re somebody that eats a typically poor diet, never runs, and hasn’t set foot in a gym since grade-school dodgeball with Mr. Wazowski, changing alllll of these at once is almost a surefire way to succeed at precisely NONE of them.

We’re conditioned these days to expect and receive instant gratification. If we want food we can get it from a drive-through, stick a frozen meal in a microwave, or sit down at a restaurant that’s open 24 hours. If we want a game we can download it to our computers/phones/PS5s within a matter of seconds. If we want to watch a TV show, it’s a few clicks away.

Hell, Netflix even starts the next episode for you without any action required!

George binging some TV

We expect getting in shape to go the same way.

And this is why we suck at building healthy habits that stick.

We tell ourselves “Hey, I’ve been dedicated for a whole two weeks, why don’t I look like Ryan Reynolds yet?”, not remembering that it took us decades of unhealthy living to get where we are, which means it’s going to take more than a few weeks to reverse the trend.

And then we miss a workout because life was busy or our kid got sick. And we get disheartened that exercise or giving up candy is not nearly as fun as Netflix and video games and Peanut M&M’s.

This is where everybody gives up:

They try to change too many habits too soon
They get impatient the results don’t come more quickly
They slip up when life gets busy

Wrestling Mayhem Show 597: Paul Heyman is an Evil Genius

He’s no Paul Heyman, but we can afford his booking fees! That’s right, Church makes the drive to the new studio to join us on the big purple couch. He joins Larry, Chad, and Sorg to talk this week in wrestling, including:

Larry is ready to jump right in with some War Games discussion!
So wait – NO ROOF for War Games?
Larry was impressed with Velveteen Dream during War Games.
Of course Sorg is talking about the video implications involved with War Games.
As crazy as War Games is – remember that Arn Anderson has been involved in 18 of them.
Wondering what we’re talking about? WWE has a War Games section on the WWE Network.
Check out some of the NXT talent you’re seeing on WWE – quite a few of them have some great content on the Indy Wrestling scene.
We enjoy watching Booker T because it reminds us of Drunk Uncle Booker.
We’re talking some Survivor Series!
Survivor Series became Bragging Rights.
Shield v New Day match made us feel pretty good.
Shinsuke having a chance to lock up with HHH was pretty awesome.
We got some opportunities to see some great matches that we normally haven’t seen at Survivor Series.
Paul Heyman is an Evil Genius.
Has the UK Championship become the new European Title?
This week’s Big Question is in the spirit of Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for in wrestling?
There’s been a bit of an invasion happening with NXT talent showing up on RAW and Smackdown. We’re sharing some thoughts.
What did YOU learn in wrestling this week?

Fan of the show, Brandon Mynatt, will be a participant in the 2018 Special Olympics as part of the Team Missouri Bowling Team. (Donate at: http://give.somo.org/site/TR?px=1073149&fr_id=1190&pg=persona)

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Wrestling Mayhem Show 596: Parallelogram of Doom

BC Steele is in studio with us this week! He is joined by our usual cast of characters – Sorg and Larry. And, hot off his video game weekend for Extra Life, Bobby F J-Town is live via the internets as we talk this week in wrestling, including:

Survivor Series – something we always seem to forget about until it’s upon us.
WWE is stepping up their game with Survivor Series by calling in some big names to be in-ring with the brand split.
There is buzz around this year’s Survivor Series – some good; some bad; but, legit buzz.
We’re breaking down some AJ Styles v Brock Lesnar.
What talent does WWE have in the pipeline to sustain them 5 years from now?
This may be the oldest Survivor Series talent line-up.
The Shield vs The New Day – We’re looking at a potentially good tag match.
We’re calling a Kurt Angle singles match by Wrestlemania.
Anyone else notice that WWE uses their own terminology – like “local medical facility” and “title held in abeyance?”
The Charlotte v Alexa Bliss match has the potential to steal the show.
War Games is coming. We’re sharing some thoughts.
The many faces of Alicia Fox.
It’s time for this week’s Big Question: What is your favorite Broadway (long time limit) match? (Thanks Tina.)
The Ric Flair 30-for-30. We watched it. We’re talking about it.
What did YOU learn in wrestling this week?

Follow our stable on Twitter: BC Steele (@1SFpodcast), Larry (@MutilatorLarry), Sorg (@Sorgatron), and Bobby F J-Town (@Bobbyfjtown).

If you are in Pittsburgh, you got to go to Slice on Broadway (@Pgh_Slice) and get their food! (sliceonbroadway.com)

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Wrestling Mayhem Show 575: I Don’t Deep Dive Doinks

We’ve got Sorg, Larry, and Pro Wrestler/Booker Jake Garrett for Wrestling Mayhem Show 575, and they’re talking about what’s happening in pro wrestling this week, including:

GLOW is coming to Netflix. What was the original show it was based off of like?
We introduce Larry to Wrestlicious!
That bear wrestling on WWE RAW has our attention
We look at this weekend’s Money in the Bank event
We look at the history of Doink the Clown
Big Question: Who would you add to current tag teams to create The New Day or Freebirds style trios?
How much do big sporting events like the NBA Finals affect WWE RAW writing?
What did we learn from wrestling this week?

Follow our stable on Twitter: Sorg (@Sorgatron), Larry (@MutilatorLarry) and Jake Garrett (@homsuigen, Black Diamond Wrestling Facebook)

If you are in Pittsburgh, you got to go to Slice on Broadway (@Pgh_Slice) and get their food! (sliceonbroadway.com)

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Wrestling Mayhem Show 565: Drew McIntyre Does Not a Nakamura Make

It’s the return of the WMS prodigal son! That’s right, Eamon returns to the show. Sorg, Mad Mike, Larry, and Chad the Shad are joined by Eamon just off the heels of Wrestlemania weekend for Wrestling Mayhem Show 565. Of course, we talked what’s happening in the world of wrestling this week, including:

It apparently takes Wrestlemania to bring Eamon back to the show!
We’ve managed to pull Eamon away from his regularly scheduled Dungeons and Dragons.
Guys. We’re talking Wrestlemania, and other stuff in wrestling this week.
This could be Sorg’s favorite Wrestlemania – top to bottom, a great show (minus the non-wrestling stuff).
We’re a little split – did you feel Wrestlemania ran long? Or did it keep you interested so you didn’t notice?
Sharing some thoughts that Smackdown Live matches tonight were more like Wrestlemania matches.
Some thoughts that the John Cena match at Wrestlemania fell a little flat for what a Cena match could have been?
How many of us thought John Cena wrestled with a ring in his pocket?
The Wrestlemania win with Nikki Bella and John Cena was a contractual obligation for Cena’s house rules.
The real MVP of Wrestlemania was the security guard who tried to stop Gronk.
Gronk may have been too hype for Wrestlemania.
The Battle Royal at Wrestlemania felt like a legit battle royal match.
3MB v Sanity at NXT Takeover Brooklyn. We’re calling it now.
Shout out to Billy Johnson and the great studio decor.
AJ Styles’ shampoo commercial spot at Wrestlemania was as good as the match itself.
Of course, we need to talk about NXT Takeover!
Speaking of NXT – we’re talking about the talent upgrades to RAW and Smackdown.
Our crew has some mixed thoughts on the NXT and TNA shakeups.
Larry is upset that the Shinsuke Nakamura Smackdown Live spot wasn’t Nakamura mistaking The Miz for Cena.
Post-Wrestlemania has been as amazing as Wrestlemania. We’re sharing some thought.
Speaking of The Hardys coming back to WWE, they WILL be at IWC this weekend!
We’re trying to figure out how to work a New Day “Hoooo” chant into a “Fuck That Owl” chant.
Cesaro is great on his own, but he’s also amazing as a tagteam partner.
Guys, Emma FINALLY returned – just as awesome as she was in NXT.
Emmalina = Lana’s Instagram posts without Rusev reading Harry Potter in the background.
Thanks to Vaughn Johnson for bringing up the discussion of how the roster shakeup will address titles.
Kurt Angle. On RAW. Sign us up!
All of the stereotype biker comments are coming out about Triple H and Stephanie.
Wrestlemania entrances…we’re sharing thoughts.
It’s time for the Big Question: What trade would you make in the WWE roster shakeup?
We’re talking about some of the great Hall of Fame moments.
There are mixed feelings about Kurt Angle’s Hall of Fame speech.
Secondary Big Question: What was the biggest WTF Hall of Fame moment?
What did YOU learn in wrestling this week?
Shout out to JaXon Argos and his amazing sign placement during John Cena and Nikki Bella proposal spot!

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Mayhem Mania 2017: Round 4

This. is. Mayhem Mania!

Not quite a game. Not really a contest. More like a competitive thought experiment. The object is to create the best WrestleMania card possible – NOT necessarily to predict what WWE will do.

This is not fantasy booking (even though it kind of is). Any match created must be possible in real life. That means all wrestlers come in their current physical, emotional and contractual state. Anyone selected for a match must have a reasonable chance of being hired by WWE to appear on the real-life WrestleMania card. Simply put, you’re Vince McMahon with infinite cash and no self-control. (more…)

Wrestling Mayhem Show 556: Very Violent Care Bear

We’ve got RWA ring announcer, Burt LeGrande, on for Wrestling Mayhem Show 556. He is joined by Rob, Larry, Matt, Sorg, and Mad Mike, as we talk what’s happening in the world of wrestling this week!

We’re sharing some thoughts on the Royal Rumble – including a Mayhem Voicemail from Mad Mike!
We’re making bets with foreign currency. Because we can.
Mad Mike and Burt LeGrande are sharing conspiracy theories about Royal Rumble numbering.
Larry’s beef with the Royal Rumble was Ellsworth not eliminating Braun Strowman!
Sorg couldn’t tell between Royal Rumble pre-show and actual show because pre-show matches were that good.
Matt is calling for WWE to use marathon bibs for Royal Rumble entrants in the future.
We’re sharing our thoughts on Bayley vs Charlotte at Royal Rumble.
The many characters of John Cena is a thing we’re discussing on tonight’s show!
We’re sharing our thoughts on NXT Takeover San Antonio.
It was a strong sign game atthe Royal Rumble.
Mike figured out how to move like Nakamura. (Hint: it involves copious amounts of alcohol!)
Thanks to Brandon for sharing the Universal Champion belt redesign news.
New Day needs to win Money In The Bank – we need to see it with a great faction!
Fandango and Tyler Breeze as Reno 911 members is the best! #FashionPolice
Shout out to Friend Of The Show Delilah Doom on her appearance on Smackdown LIVE.
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Mayhem Mania – Round 1 (IT’S BACK!)

Welcome to the second year of Mayhem Mania!

What is Mayhem Mania? It’s not quite a game. It’s not really a contest. It’s more like a competitive thought experiment. The object is to create the best WrestleMania card possible – NOT necessarily to predict what WWE will do. Over the course of the coming weeks, matches will be created, matches will be changed and a select few will survive unscathed long enough to GRADUATE to the relative safety and security of the SUPER CARD. The goal is to graduate 8 matches before the real WrestleMania.

This is not fantasy booking (even though it kind of is). Any match created must be possible in real life. That means all wrestlers come in their current physical and emotional conditions. Anyone selected for a match must have a reasonable chance of being hired by WWE to appear on the real-life WrestleMania card. Simply put, we have to play by the same rules as Vince McMahon. Guys are injured? Too bad. Guys are under contract with another company? Too bad. That said, you’ll see over the coming weeks that the current professional wrestling reality is flexible. Part of the fun of Mayhem Mania is pushing those limits.

There will be twists. There will be surprises. There will be unfair rules for certain rounds (who will ever forget the Jar Of Midcarders?). There will be hurt feelings. It’s a TON of fun. If you want to see how every round played out last year, click here. And now, on with the show!

Round 1 of Mayhem Mania 2016 was held during the Wrestling Mayhem Show (@MayhemShow) on January 12. Four members of the WMS Universe were each asked to create a single match. Here’s what they came up with.

Mayhem Mania 2016 – Round 1

Match 1 (Created by @DJLunchbox)
The New Day (Kofi Kingston & Big E) vs. Enzo Amore & Colin Cassady

Match 2 (Created by @Bobbyfjtown)
Kalisto vs. Sami Zayn vs. Neville

Match 3 (Created by @Sorgatron)
Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho (in a suit)

Match 4 (Created by @JustinLaBar)
Special JACK-OFF MATCH presented by Chair Shot Reality
A.J. Styles vs. Daniel Bryan

Now what? Next week, we’ll have four more matches created by members of the WMS Universe. No more than 8 matches are allowed on the card at any one time, unless a match GRADUATES to the SUPER CARD. That will open a slot for a new match to be created.

Hope you’ll follow along over the coming weeks, and thanks in advance for supporting Mayhem Mania!

*huge thanks to Tonio Garza of thewrestlingrevolution.com for the images!