Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Angle segment
- Wow, an elimination tag match…eh they always do it
- Thank God Storm isn’t wearing that Spike TV hat again
- Too much cursing in this opening segment on a Thanksgiving show
- Um….did Daniels just join Immortal??
- Did he just steal some little girl’s stuffed teddy bear?
- This would make a lot more sense if they had said these were the guys in the tag match before any of them came out
Segment 2: Eric Young segment, tag team recrap, Match 1: Racism America Vs. Red/Blue
- Oh no, the turkey suit is back
- TNA can’t even line up the announcers name on the graphic
- TNA really shouldn’t beat us over the head with how bad their tag division is
- TNA is coming to my hometown and I’m missing it
- Wow….squash match on MeX-Pac, there goes the tag division
- Rudy Charles using the turkey head as a puppet is great
- EY isn’t holding the old championship anymore, this saddens me
Segment 3: Karen segment
- I’m gonna point this out every week….WHY IS KAREN STILL IN CHARGE OF THIS DIVISION??
- Who is sending text messages to Karen’s office? How did they get this number? And how do they send texts to a landline?
- A Lingerie Bowl…soon to a be a tradition, guarantee they forget about this next year
- Why is Madison taking being insulted like this?
- I really wish someone brings up what Karen did for a living before doing a bad Vickie Guerrero impression
- I’m expecting labia count to be extremely high this week
Segment 4: Knockouts segment
- Tara says they aren’t here to be naked, talk to the cameramen
- Brooke Tessmacher is really not the person to talk about being slutty
- Tara was wearing a Hooters fleece while complaining about wardrobe, just saying
- Thanksgiving Thong Thunder….that’s the actual name they’ve called this
- Wow Madison looks good in her bra
- Labia count: 1
Segment 5: Match 2: Thanksgiving Thong Thunder….yup
- Angelina needs a sammich
- Maddy is dressed more conservatively for this match than she was for the backstage segment
- N0ne of these girls are wearing thongs, MISNOMER
- Labia count: 2
- Labia count: 3
- Labia count: 4
- Taz actually said Earl has rigormortis for this match
- Commercial break…wow
Segment 6: Labia Throwdown continues
- I’m assuming Brooke’s ass smells like Hooters wing sauce which is why its so repulsive
- Labia count: 5
- Winter and Brooke are two of the sloppiest workers I’ve ever seen
- Labia count: 6
- Labia count: 7
- Brooke totally forgot the finish
- Labia count: 8
- Labia count: 9 (replay)
- The match was ok, but Brooke and Winter should never work together again
Segment 7: Lingerie segment with Karen. Jeff segment
- Karen makes a good point by saying some Knockouts wore more during the lingerie fight than they normally have in their ring gear
- Karen is picking the ring attire next week…labia count will either skyrocket or plummet
- This is so blatantly Jeff Jarrett…
- The Charismatic Enema?
- These idiotic announcers are shocked when Daniels is out now, but not when he was out earlier?
- Another fucking pull-apart brawl….stop this TNA
Segment 8:Turkey recrap, Match 3: Robbie VS EY
- The title no one wants…that’s not clarifying much in TNA
- So Robbie was going to try and get out of this match that Sting didn’t even make
- Ew…. Robbie is stealing Ryder’s colors now, Are You Serious Bro?
- Rudy Charles: Referee and Turkey Man…this is an actual graphic
- Robbie is working the turkey costume…
- This is embarrassing
- Rudy Charles is no Scott Stamford
- Jesus that was a scary piledriver
- Rob Terry looks stupid in that outfit, and not in the good way
Segment 9: EY segment, Match 4: Eight Man Tag
- Rudy Charles isn’t funny
- Dozed off a little during this match, so you know how much its kept my interest
- Roode got himself Qed…awesome
Segment 10: Match cont.
- This match really means nothing…
- So Kurt and Karen are just out here for moral support….on the same team, in the same corner….Kurt….and Karen….
- Wait…Storm isn’t wrestling either? Why is this Team Angle Vs Team Storm then???
- Jeff comes out zipping up his jeans and buckling his belt…what do those TNA trainers do?
- Wow Christy Hemme is the worst announcer ever “Your winner: AJ Styles!!” When the winners were Team Storm, the survivors of Jeff Hardy and Styles
TNHate Scale for this week:
Logic: 1.5 Russos out of 5
Wrestling: 2.5 Russos out of 5
Overall 4 Russos out of 10