Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Aries segment
- Seriously why does Aces and Assholes get odd zoomed in camera angles…these guys are rebels right?
- “I’m left handed!” amazing A-Double
- Why is Sting Two Face now?
- Is Hogan holding a foam wifflebat????
- I wish I could go back to all the past Impacts and see if the matches tonight have happened already
Segment 2: ODB segment, Match 1: James Storm Vs. RVD
- ODB isn’t nearly as entertaining without EY
- You guys….James Storm has 66 points, math says he is guaranteed a spot in the final four
- I don’t see how picking your opponent is that much of an advantage
Segment 3: Match cont
- TNA uses graphics that are way too big
- Okay, so Storm has guaranteed that he’s gonna be able to pick right?
- Stop showering children and park goers with beer
- Again…guys, learn math, I just went back and checked Joe is second with 61 points, and literally cannot beat Storm unless he has two matches left
Segment 4: Match 2: Maddy vs.ODB
- Tiffany is a horrible actress
- Maddy is still the best character in the Knockouts division
- It’s a shame Maddy just got squashed like that
- EY!!!!!!!!
- I think Eric is wearing 4 pocket squares
Segment 5: Gut Check bullshit, Hogan/Sting segment
- If Gut Check is for potential, do any of these guys have potential to get on TV when they win
- Why would anyone identify with a dude who went to prison?
- Did Kaz just call Sting “Heath”?
- Upon a rewinding….he did. That’s amazing
- What I got from this segment, new tag champs Chavo and Hernandez
- I hate watching the old dudes bicker
Segment 6: Match 3: Joe Vs. AJ
- Unless Joe has one more match then Storm already has #1 locked up
- The announcers and recap guys need to stop using “possibly” when talking about locking up spots….it’s easy to tell if they can lock a spot or what
- Okay, they finally announced that Joe does have a match next week
- Nice adjustment from the STF to a Rings of Saturn like move
- Nice finish for these guys
- Guess this means AJ is fighting Daniels/Kaz at the PPV
Segment 7: Gut Check bullshit
- Taz says no, thank God
- Wow, they both finally said no…thank God
- Joey Ryan!!!
Segment 8: Joseph Park segment, Match 4: Angle Vs. Hardy
- Ok so…..Joseph Park is probably behind Aces and Assholes right?
- At least this is actually must win for both guys
Segment 9: Match cont
- Good back and forth match with these two
- Hardy had to win for next week to mean anything
Segment 10: Aries segment
- Hogan, you had a chance to see their faces last week….you didn’t rip off any masks
- “Which one’s the ugly one?”
- Hmmmm I didn’t see Angle out there…interesting
- Wow….that guy totally lost his mask by accident
- Looked like Wes Brisco
TNH8 Sale
Wrestling: 4 Laganas out of 5
Logic: 3.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 7.5 Laganas out of 10