Monday Mayhem Warriors: We’re Seeing Other Podcasts
We’re up after WWE RAW with first impressions, pro wrestling news, Lego updates, and the latest pop culture on our minds live from Sorgatron Media Studio in Pittsburgh, PA!
Sorg and Mad Mike are joined by Mainstream Matt of Just Pro Wrestling Show to talk about AEW Dark Elevation and WWE Raw, Pittsburgh Penguins backlash, Bobby Lashley vs Drew McIntyre, coasting until fans come back in July, Dudders on skates, Hardy Party, Ohio Valley Wrestling, and more!
NWA-TNA The Asylum Years: A WMS Experiment Episode 3
Mad Mike, Tonio Garza, and Eamon Paton are back in the Asylum for episode 3 of NWA-TNA. Tonight is all about the NWA Tag Team championships, will The Rainbow Express take it? How about James Storm and Chris Harris? And what is going on with Brian Christopher and Jeff Jarrett? We have so many questions!
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Wedding Fever!!!
Better late than never, I’m reviewing the mid season finale of this show. Keep in mind, I just watched Impact…so I might be a tad surly.
Before I get into this, I feel bad for Nattie because her cat passed away today
Who brings a dress to someone days before the wedding using white chair covers for weddings, especially presumable a mom goes with a bride to pick out the dress
Hahahahahahaha Vagina Rose!!
Valets should technically do a lot more than that Eva
Jojo just said Eva has big tits…no idea what she means
Cool to see that Cena is so carefree about saying his brother is gay
Hey Nikki maybe that’s why you shouldn’t fucking wear flip flops when you are on crutches
Cameron….that man is your fucking boss, stop being a fucking child
Jojo…you have already been on TV, and you fucked it all up
If I were Nikki I’d have gone to the wedding, you can always meet family in increments
Jojo is being a spoiled 19 year old brat, does she forget that she was already on TV?
Eva believes that a prayer about her not showing off her panties is appropriate
If Nattie applies a sharpshooter on Brie in her wedding dress, that’d be the best reception ever
Cameron probably just has to take a big shit
God first Cameron had a UTI and a yeast infection, not she’s got more lady problems
Eva…you and JoJo should fucking WATCH WRESTLING
I’ve seen them “train” together once
Nattie what did you expect with an outdoor wedding in Florida…it rains all the time there
Eva…what the fuck are you wearing to a God damned wedding?!!?!
Nattie how do you not expect Cameron to bring her plus one?
Wow…fantastic Stewie impression by John’s gay brother
Bryan is the only mother fucker to dress down for the wedding, I love it
Way to dress up Jaret…I mean come on, don’t try to our D-Bry D-Bry
Totally not bad luck for a groom to see the bride before the wedding
Nattie totally brought this on herself FYI
Sandow needs to host my eventual wedding please
Ok Jon Uso is dressed way more casually
Wow…Nattie is carrying her cat down the aisle…this is fucking pathetic
I’m waiting for this minister to tear off his mask to reveal it’s Eric Bischoff
Tyson Kidd’s new gimmick needs to be Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace
Sandow is the perfect MC for a wedding
Um….isn’t Brie already engaged?
So…WWE put together a Hart Dynasty package
Nattie you probably shouldn’t dance with that dude at your wedding
Cena wants Nikki to move in?
See you guys again November 17th
WAIT WAIT WAIT….THIS SHOW MUST CONTINUE!!!!
Renee Young!!!!!! OMG this is the best show ever!!!
I’ve driven a rental car without being able to rent one…just FYI JoJo
Does “wrestling” mean “sex” or does it mean wrestling?
Jaret doesn’t know how to wrestle…it definitely means sex
Oh shit…sorry Cameron, that does really suck if it’s true
Renee, don’t say “that being said” you are better than that
Nikki dressed up as a sexy nurse…so that’s a thing
Renee said the surprise guest is explosive, I immediately shouted “IT’S GOTTA BE KANE!!”
Brie is jealous that Bryan is getting more popular
Jurdy Uso…wave of the future
Wow…Cena isn’t even main eventing this show, that’s weird
“Are you going to propose?” “No.”
God damn Cena…that was a good speech
So Jaret is fucking main eventing this show?
Ha the two John/Jon’s left because they actually have things to do
Hahahahahaaha this is the only time Nikki’s constant talking is fantastic
Is he the ULTIMATE opportunist?? Jaret should Spear TJ and attack his injured foot
It’s funny to watch the Bellas react to the Summerslam finish
Nice to see Eva actually training with a ring around
Thank you Renee Young, please be on all of the Total Divas shows
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Maximum Legwork
We’re coming close to the end of the first half of Total Divas and after last week’s Vegas shenanigans, let’s see what happens.
Who the fuck has always dreamt of being in Maxim?
Vincent and Cameron are really the worst fucking people ever
Cameron can’t even push fake buttons properly
Cena just seems like a damn great dude
Nattie clearly doesn’t give a shit about Maxim
Jojo doesn’t know what a “push” is
STOP FUCKING SINGING JOJO
My ears are bleeding
My fucking ears are bleeding!!
Um. Do either of you actually want to wrestle??
Having your parents meet your partner’s parents doesn’t automatically mean marriage idiots
Cameron has already made two button pushing references…I hate her
Hey look it’s AJ and Kaitlyn!!
That shin doesn’t look deformed
Wow young Nikki actually looks like a decent person
So this Maxim shoot is basically this
John Cena in a coffeehouse is weird
Um Nikki, your career survived you guys taking almost 2 years off
Cameron gets her dogs nails done….she is the worst person ever
I’ve finally figured it out, Jojo is Ashley from Fresh Prince
Hey Jojo, maybe if you learned how to wrestle more than one bump….you’d stand out more
Jon Uso is having none of this singing talk
Jojo also has clearly never met Lilian Garcia
Wow nice attempt at a dead lift German suplex there Naomi
Brie is forgetting that she debuted without anyone even knowing Nikki existed
Oh man Nattie with the unintended Hooters Slam!
Oh fuck this sounds awful
Naomi’s dad seems fucking awesome though
Vincent is awful, and his father is awful
I appreciate the idea that Jojo had, but my God is it awfully executed
Vincent needs to stop wearing things around his neck
This is something you should probably have discussed beforehand Vinny
The best reasons to propose to someone include: cultural reasons and “because my daddy wants it”
Ross and Rachel these two are not
A break kinda means that you do go somewhere Vinny
It’s 3 months Nikki….your man was out for months and months at a time, calm your tits
Oh great…Cameron is the fucking Flava Flav of this group
Vince is such a fucking pimp, I love it
HAHAHAHAHAAHA Bray Wyatt is following buzzards in the background
They couldn’t get Jojo a matching outfit?
Thank God Jojo realized they sucked
It sounded just as bad in the studio FYI
They really should have tried this out on house shows
Nikki…it’s a slight fracture, calm the fuck down
Mad Mike Reviews NXT: DRUNK BELLAS FALLING
YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT’S DRUNK BELLA FALLING TIME, ENOUGH BULLSHIT INTRO LET’S DO THIS!!!!
Chris Jericho really IS cool dad now isn’t he?
Justin does a lot of odd stretches for a dude who isn’t on TV all that much
Jojo and Justin Gabriel basically have the same amount of personality and screen time
Eva Marie is the one who is engaged and asked to ride Fandango’s disco stick
MICHAEL FUCKING HAYES FTW
There is a training scene without scowling Sara Del Ray….what the shit?
Thank God Nattie recognizes that her spray tan guy is Tyson Kidd with the mumps
This is weird all of them having a rational conversation…
That is the worst move I’ve ever seen
OMG Drunk Brie picture montage!
Nattie needs twerking lessons
Cameron dated a guy over double her age…nothing about this shocks me
Jojo’s never quiet?? She’s always quiet on this show
Jojo is only 19, so I shall now officially think of her as the Wrestlefan of this show
God Jojo ate fucking nothing on her plate
Cena is purse shopping!
Ooh what’s the over/under on Nikki’s definition of “THAT many people”
I’m guessing at least 20
Vinny…it’s a fucking bachelorette party
BTW Vinny’s twitter page says he is accepting bookings…so fuck him
Curt Hawkins sighting!
“I wanna see your pink…and I don’t mean your gear.” Oh Nikki
Nattie is horrible at twerking and taking shots
Yeah where else would these Divas get to see barely dressed men in silly costumes gyrating?
Jojo and Justin have had one date….of course he’s going to be out with someone who can drink
One date Jojo. You had one date.
Oh man….this is gonna be awesome
BELLA DOWN! BELLA DOWN!! BELLA DOWN!!!
I love the blurring of the vag shots
Everyone is talking about “Brie mode” yet Nikki is the one who falls drunk
“At the end of the day” count: 1
Wow…that whole exchange with drunk Brie and Sleepy Bryan is amazing
Bryan is consistently awesome
Little odd that Cena isn’t there with the Superstars all stars and Bryan
Nikki brings porn and a vibrator since John wasn’t there
“the bomb dot com” count: too many
Vinny needs to take off that rosary
Jojo sees the cotton candy like Brie sees orgasm shots
Ah I can totally relate to dating someone who can’t control their booze, but at the same time….fuck you Cameron
Jojo sweetie, you’re 19 and have no tits…that’s why you don’t have a Maxim shoot
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Is It Someone’s Birthday?
Okay so I’m watching this episode after Raw…and the #pipebombshell AJ dropped, so this should be hilarious.
Hey Eva…..John is kinda seeing someone, also aren’t you kinda engaged?
Roman Reigns should have speared both of them
Birthday mentions: 1
I’m pretty sure that it’s a creepy Canadian thing that Tyson’s mom wants to sleep with Nattie
Cameron….shut the fuck up, unless you are paying for Naomi’s new shit, shut the fuck up
Cameron had to really rehearse that “Girl bye!” for a long time
Birthday mentions: 2
Birthday mentions: 3
Birthday mentions: 4
If Nattie taught the Bellas how to wrestle and the Bellas taught Nattie how to be a Diva, it’s no wonder they all suck
Birthday mentions: 5 and 6
NOT THE CROSSFACE TYSON!! NOT THE CROSSFACE!!!!
Birthday mentions: 7
Birthday mentions: 8
Cameron…stop saying fucking “work” when you don’t even know HOW TO FUCKING WORK
God damn Nikki…..how do you confuse Stalin for Churchill?
Cena knows Chinese? That’s a new wrinkle for his gimmick
Birthday mentions: 9
Tyson’s mom looks really strung out
12 years is rushing a wedding? I’m gonna present that opinion to my girlfriend and see what she thinks.
P.S. I’ll probably single soon if I do that…..ladies
Naomi is fucking athletic as shit
“It’s not about the moves” sums up why people hate the divas division
Birthday mentions: 10
There are too many people who have J’s in their name on the show: JoJo, John, Jaret, TJ, etc.
HOW DO YOU NOT GO VISIT YOUR GRANDFATHER’S GRAVE IN SIX YEARS???
So we should be blaming your grandfather for the woman you are today Nikki?
CURSE YOU POP POP!!
Birthday mentions: 11 and 12
For being together 12 years, it sure seems like Tyson and Nattie have an awful relationship
Birthday mentions: 13 and 14
Odd shout out to Nancy Grace…
Birthday mentions: 15
Cameron…..stop saying fucking anything, you say “boo boo face” I wanna punch you in the neck
JoJo’s line for this episode: Aw, yay.
Cameron has to be like a 13 year old child right?
Seriously…JoJo is the only likable person on this show besides Cena and Bryan, and that’s because she doesn’t talk
Birthday mentions: 16 and 17
P.S. Jaret looks like Tyson with the mumps
Jaret hitting on an engaged woman adds to the list of horrible people
Hee. He said “do do”
The Bellas should be booked from Brawley, California….just sayin
Their brother’s name is JJ? Oh come the fuck on J is not that popular of a letter!
Look at that fedora…..wow
The Bellas’ dad’s lisp is hilarious
Turning down a match on Raw because you had a little tiff is always a great idea
Yelling at each other in front of your bosses is always a good idea
Stephanie is “top lady” I’m sure she loves being called that
Stephanie must hate this shit
I’d rather see a reality show about Sandra, the seamstress lady
Brie seems like a good person, especially when she says to not say “Team BooBoos”
Naomi is clearly the better wrestler of the two Funkadactyls, and Nattie is being a horrible person…but at least she didn’t say it was her birthday
TAG TEAM WRESTLING IS REAL FRIENDSHIPS YALL
Next week: THE JOJO STORYLINE AND FALLING FUCKING BELLAS!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Breast In The World
Well since neither Bella is dating a champion right now, and this is running directly against Summerslam…I wonder who has even seen this episode. But here we go!
Oh we open with lingerie shopping….lovely
Heh the Bellas don’t even get a separate intro
Hahahahahaha Brie hates implants
Ariane….stop fucking trying to make catch phrases
“ching ching” “the bomb dot com” both of these phrases need to die
Bryan’s incredulous look when Brie says she needs to lose weight is amazing
Is Tyson really watching WWE? Wow.
Ha! He’s watching Extreme Rules, and Nattie doesn’t want to watch it
Nattie really could have approached that better…
20 days without booze, Nikki is gonna be even more horrible
Ariane is pretty much everything I hate about women rolled up into one lol
Jon Uso stuck in the back of the car, needs to be a new meme
Embarrassed Jon Uso is my new spirit animal
Are Nattie and Tyson even engaged?
Also what kind of career is Tyson really that anxious to get back to? Jobbing with Justin Gabriel?
I want to stab Ariane in the neck…she’s the most immature person on a show with the Bellas
The AC in Nikki’s apartment works well
It’s a fun karmic roller coaster to see Nikki be upset people call her fat, when THAT’S ALL THEIR CHARACTERS EVER DO
I’m pretty sure a 20 day juicing fast for someone who hasn’t done it before is a lot to ask for
Ariane should probably talk to WWE if she is going to get surgery that requires at least a month’s recovery
Seeing the Bellas argue about being fat makes me want to see Mickie James spin kick them
The Bella twins not looking identical is basically their whole gimmick
Tyson isn’t stupid…he’s Canadian
This episode needs more Sara Del Ray
Ariane clearly doesn’t recognize that the boobs won’t bounce that much when they are actually attached
Oh please for the love of crap tell me a Bella stole the boob
Ariane without padding looks like an eight year old gymnast
Yessssssssss and it’s the evil Bella too so I laugh
Cena is such a boy scout, I love it
All of them rubbing their own boobs is a great way to end any show
Oh finally Tyson is shown not to be a moron
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Funk Is On A Hoe
Here we are with another episode of Total Divas, based on the previews we get drunk Bellas falling, so this should be fantastic.
Nikki…my sister did competitive sports too, she’s not a fucking idiot like you are
The Bellas twin language sounds like drunk murmuring
This is a new intro and I don’t mind it
Why did you get a dog, if you wouldn’t be able to watch it?
Bryan laughing is amazing
Naomi just did a rolling senton…looks like Jon Uso is jobbing again
SARA DEL RAY!!!!
Sara does not give a fuck about these women
Jojo actually looks pretty good in the ring
Hugh Morrus knows Eva can’t wrestle…she also can’t dance…she also can’t talk as seen on Raw
What can Eva do?
It’s not like everyone backstage doesn’t know that Naomi and Jon Uso are engaged
Also Trish was engaged and married for years, she never wore her ring on camera…THAT’S THE FUCKING GIMMICK
Nikki just said she took it in the ass from Cena didn’t she?
Nikki is one of those chicks who calls out her own name during sex isn’t she?
Moving to Phoenix for a dog is kinda fucking stupid
This isn’t “all Bryan” since he wanted to move back to Washington
Nikki you probably shouldn’t lie to the people you are trying to work with in the future
These “producers” are fucking horrible actors
JoJo’s boyfriend looks like the brother from the movie “She’s The Man” He looks like the one that isn’t Channing Tatum
Eleven months Jojo, congrats you officially have maybe the third or fourth longest relationship on the show
The Bellas do some weird fucking stretches
JoJo’s boyfriend…what the fuck is up with your high socks?
This show needs 100% less Hugh Morrus and 1,000,000% more Sara Del Ray
At least this show hasn’t had any Cameron yet
I don’t think I’d mind seeing Sara Vs Naomi
Jon Uso is kinda a dick…no wonder his dad ran over Austin
Cure for camel toe = a pad, food for thought
Boobs also cause camel toe for Nikki
Nikki used the words “lifes” god she’s the worst
Sara Del Ray in a RAW shirt makes me smile
Nattie is basically saying “JoJo fuck a wrestler, it’s totes easier”
Nattie is gonna be there for JoJo because it’s the only way she gets more TV time
“My toes are disgusting” – John Cena
Cena rubbing his nipple needs to be a gif
I love how Cena avoided saying the word fiance
John Cena is the voice of reason this week, thank God
I can finally tell the Usos apart…one of them is really fucking insecure
NAOMI…PUT SOME FUCKING SHOES ON WHEN CLEANING UP GLASS YOU IDIOT
Bryan and Cena’s beef with each other on this show seems more genuine than their one on Raw
Nikki really wants to show off her tits
Oh fuck it’s Cameron
UTI, Tonsilitis, and a yeast infection….Cameron within a minute I hate you even more
The match the Bellas and the Usos Vs Tons of Funk makes no sense storyline wise
Also in traditional mixed tag rules, guys and girls are forced to tag out so….yeah she shouldn’t be worried
I wonder why we never saw this match
OHHHH IT WAS ON SUPERSTARS, THAT’S WHY!!!
Nikki being a proper heel makes Jojo and Eva mark out
Jojo and Eva are such fucking marks
Thank God Jon Uso knew to flip over….
I don’t think we are getting drunk Bellas falling down…
NO FUCKING FALLING BELLAS
So Naomi was with someone for 5 years….she’s 25 now, and her and Jon Uso are talking about marriage
How fucking long have they been together?
Mad Mike Reviews Total Divas: Let the A’s Breathe
God help me, I’ve been suckered in….don’t know how long this will last, but here we go!
JoJo literally has no personality
Eva Marie is very cute but clearly has never seen wrestling before
Oh…this is the “house swap” episode…got it
Nattie was about to call him “Johnny” that’s cute
Given where we are now, I have a feeling Eva Marie can’t dance
Sure Nikki….being bitches are your “characters” right?
Hey Eva Marie…that should probably be in your resume if it’s true
Wow…JoJo playing wingwoman is better than Eva Marie shamelessly flirting
Of course she can’t dance! Lord this is fucking stupid
Brie saying she just got a shot of her sister’s beav is a little awkward
Eva Marie is kinda awful, and clearly knows nothing about wrestling
Cena just fucked up by saying he thought Eva Marie attracted attention to herself
Eva Marie’s boyfriend looks like a shaved cock
Also Eva Marie….kind of a whore
TWO AND A HALF MONTHS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU GUYS
JoJo is probably the only realistic person on this show besides Cena and Bryan
Cameron…I hate you, stop trying for catchphrases….fetch isn’t going to happen
“Hi! We’re the Bella Twins! And welcome to WWE Cribs!!!”
Cena’s closet has a ladder….a fucking ladder
Brie seems like she is actually a decent person, Nikki seems awful…like the worst person
I hope Cena and Bryan were watching like old ROH tapes or playing shuffleboard or something
Eva is a prick, the fuck that we know this doesn’t work at all is hilarious
Bryan dog paddling needs to be an animated gif NOW
Cameron….that looks like EVERY OTHER FUCKING OUTFIT YOU’VE WORN
Hey Eva, they said it was all about chemistry AFTER YOU SAID YOU COULD BALLROOM DANCE
“What do I have to do to get this part?” *cue porn music*
Poor Johnny Curtis is getting played
Maybe instead of trying to fuck Fandango, Eva should have taken some dance classes
One piece of wood for three from the guys is actually pretty fair
I love Bryan and Cena in the front of a car driving, it looks so hilariously awkward
Jon Uso is not impressed by Cameron’s voicemails 4/10
The Bellas strategy: tits.
Bryan slowly taking off his shirt is yet another gif
The zoom on Cena’s package is a tad unnecessary
Why is Cena dressed for the ring in bed with Nikki? Are they going to have a lingerie pillow fight?
Kinda weird to see a Bella have a legitmate concern and not just bitchy banter
I love to watch the setup for Raw
I love how the Funkadactyl’s are legit dancers and know shit is wrong
I hope JoJo has told them all she can’t dance
God she is awful
The guy WWE rep was doing the Vince tugging at his ear motion
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA THEY BLURRED NAOMI’S VAGAYGAY
Cameron you don’t have tits…I mean cmon
Oh shit…it’s Steph, shit’s gonna get fucked up
P.S. yes I realize this is all fake bullshit, but I mean….we get suckered into Taker’s schtick
So she doesn’t get fired for lying to all of her employers…that’s always good for a person less than a month on the job
Hopefully this forces Eva Marie to really get in the gym and train….JK now she’s gonna try and fuck Cena