Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Match 1: Aries Vs. Sabin Vs. Shiima
- Immediately this has my attention
- Sabin’s been in 15 Ultimate X matches? That’s insane
- These guys are insane and I love it, this is how you kick off a live show
- Way too short of a match but damn fun to watch
- Mr. Money’s Worth is the best nickname ever
Segment 2: Hogan/Aries segment, Park/Bully segment
- Hogan says he’s not deaf, but he’s been cupping his hand to his ears for decades
- That’s an interesting angle, for an Aries/Roode matchup…I like it
- Stop asking where Abyss is?
Segment 3: Match 2: TV Title Devon Vs. Hernandez, Dixie/AJ segment
- Hernandez started the match with a leaping senton, very nice
- Too bad, would have like to see Hernandez as champ
- So are AJ and Dixie are really fucking? This is awful
Segment 4: Match 3: Gauntlet Match
- First person in the BFG series is AJ, fine with that
- Jeff Hardy is second…that’s good too
- RVD is the third guy, that’s not too bad
- This isn’t a Gauntlet match…if they’re still coming out
Segment 5: Match cont
- Magnus and Bully Ray are both in…very cool with that
- I like Magnus a lot
- Angle is in this too and that’s good, but I don’t want him winning
- WHO THE FUCK FOUND THE POPE??
Segment 6: Match cont, Roode segment
- Ew Robbie E is in this
- And Joe and Daniels are in this now…that’s not bad
- I just made Wrestlefan throw up in his mouth a bit by saying AJ and Angle can defend against Serge and Jarrett
- Oh no, the favorite James Storm is in this
- I really don’t wanna see a Roode/Storm match
Segment 7: AJ/Angle segment, Match 4: Madison Vs. Hooters, Brooke Hogan segment, Anderson segment
- Angle said they’re never losing the tag titles, that’s hilarious
- I love Maddy, really wish she had the belt
- Labia count: 3 Holy shit….I think I just saw a baby
- I noticed Earl wasn’t reffing this match…my theory stands
- Brooke has already mastered talking in circles just like her daddy
- Anderson…..it was four months ago…..stop mentioning the beer bottle, you’ve had 30,000 chances to avenge that
Segment 8: Match 5: Roode Vs. Anderson
- Anderson’s new haircut looks damned awful
- TNA’s long intros for their main events need to go
Segment 9: Match cont., AJ/Dixie segment
- Wow he’s bringing the crossface again
- This is a good match, but it doesn’t have me thinking Anderson is gonna win
- Wow, a submission victory for Roode awesome
- Just say it now Dixie, there’s a fucking camera on you
- Wow their mics echo off each other
Segment 10: Recap? Sting segment
- Why did we just recap the whole fucking show? Was that really necessary?
- Wow, the ninjas that attacked Samoa Joe are back!!!
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 4 Laganas out of 5
Wrestling: 4.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 8.5 Laganas out of 10