Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, BFG Package. Match 1: Hardy Vs. Joe
- I still really hate that the No Surrender logo is basically the Captain America shield
- It looks like these guys have finally figured out math…good for them
- I just realized we have absolutely no matches booked for No Surrender…fantastic
- So…at No Surrender, is it still highest points or does it turn into a normal tournament?
Segment 2: Match cont., Aries segment
- So is everyone besides Bully Ray in the Top 5 a face? Ew. I hope Bully wins.
- Is that a fucking weird Anaconda Vice?
- What???
- This pisses me off because Jeff has an established submission hold called the Spine Line he’s used a couple times
- Hey Aries, never start with the head…the victim gets all fuzzy
Segment 3: Magnus segment, Hogan segment, Hogan segment with ovaries
- I really like Magnus a lot, I’m glad it seems like he is getting a push
- What is up with the audio on this segment?
- Oh God not another one of these bullshit segments
- Robbie…you were kinda in the BFG Series, that’s an opportunity
- Two of these bullshit Hogan segments in a row…kill me fucking now
- This is all because TNA realized that “oh shit, we didn’t book the PPV”
- MAAAAAAKEEE OUUUUUUUUUUT
Segment 4: Match 2: Gail Vs. Tara, Joey Ryan segment
- I wonder when the next time we will actually see a heel Knockout win with Tiffany as the ref
- How long do you think Taz and Tenay have wanted to say the name Dave Bautista?
- Tiffany is a much better husband beater than she is a ref
- Yup faces still win
- So wait…why did Joey attack the guy that voted him yes?
Segment 5: Joey Ryan segment, Bully/Park segment, Aries segment
- Congrats TNA tis Gut Check is a huge success…
- 3 contracts given out, 2 people said no to, and yet the three people who “won” haven’t been on TV, yet here is Joey Ryan
- Why wouldn’t you want to fight someone who is literally famous for jobbing?
- Wow, that was just a fantastic segment
- Joseph Park is definitely behind Aces and Assholes
Segment 6: Hogan bullshit, Match 3: Bully Vs. RVD, Aries segment
- Thankfully that was short
- Taz this isn’t the post season…Tenay said this is the last day of regular season, which makes more sense
- If both these guys are just looking for a win, why doesn’t Bully try for a countout win?
- Why is the audio weird on this episode?
- NICE!
- Well played gentlemen, well played
- If Bully doesn’t win this, there’s no justice
- So….are these finals is it still done by points? Because I think Jeff is mathematically out of it
- Mike from New York? Stop stealing my gimmick!
- Um……Hogan, you said to break his legs
- Why the hell would you trust these people……again???
Segment 7: Storm segment
- Oh fuck, Bully better beat Storm
Segment 8: Magnus segment, Match 4: Appletini Vs. Hernanadez and Chavo
- Magnus again! Huzzah!
- Tenay…..please don’t call them Tex-Mex, that’s pretty racist
- Let’s count how many of Eddie’s move Chavo uses now: Helo
- This is the sloppiest match I’ve ever seen
- Three Amigos
- Hernandez is a strong mother fucker
Segment 9: Match cont, No Surrender breakdown
- I’d laugh my dick off if King Mo was in Aces and Assholes
- Kaz really is just low rent Randy Orton now isn’t he?
- Remember when Hernandez didn’t botch everything?
- That was a sick tag maneuver by Tex-Mex
- Ah more cheating by Team Appletini
- The most unnecessary pyro of all time
- We’re loaded this Sunday, and everything was just booked tonight!
- Shiima and Sonjay will be great
- Okay…so point don’t matter anymore, that what it sounds like right? Right? Right.
Segment 10: Austins and Assholes segment
- So instead of actually finding out who is behind the group, you will just take a fight with maybe one of them?
- Worst negotiator ever.
- WHY WOULD ANYONE TRUST THESE GUYS????
- Rip the mask off….rip the mask off
- Weirdest ending ever…
TNH8 Scale:
Logic: 4 Laganas out of 5
Wrestling: 4 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 8 Laganas out of 10