Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recap,Match 1: Bully Ray Vs. Joseph Park, Sting segment
- Holy tits Christy Hemme.
- Oh my God…Bully is tweeting during his match!
- You know Destination X was so good because Hogan was nowhere near it
- Wow the classic sack o tacks
- Cheese grater to the groin, that’s certainly a new one
- Wow white trash guy in the front row is not happy
- Nice job Impact fans, “That was you” chant
- Dead man’s hand? I guess that’s what Aces and Eights are called
Segment 2: Bully segment, Match 2: Samoa Joe Vs. RVD, Claire segment
- “Who was that?” Fantastic stuff, I’m reinterested in this feud again
- This is how Joe should always be booked
- Nice reversal by RVD there to get the win
- Um….she’s pregnant, should she be smoking?
Segment 3: Daniels/Kaz segment
- This crowd isn’t booing because you’re heels, they’re booing because this story sucks
- “You got precious cargo in there” nice one Frankie
- So Claire is gonna get shoved down and lose the baby eventually right?
- Wow….there’s an actual Jerry Springer chant going now, Jesus end this shit
Segment 4: Segmentpalooza
- Great so AJ still has cheated on his wife
- Coming of age story for Shiima, I love it
- Shiima did the Zoltan sign
- So…I guess Darsow got signed….
Segment 5: Match 3: Shiima Vs Darsow
- Shiima as the new heel of the X Division is an awesome thing
- Oh man and now he’s gonna try and injure everyone, that’s fantastic
- Shiima is so F’N good
Segment 6: A Double segment, Hogan/Sting segment
- Wow basically a CM Punk shout out…that’s awesome
- Hahahaha Roode stared at the idiot making a backwards L
- Hogan definitely doesn’t know Devon’s name
Segment 7: Angle segment, Maddy segment, Match 4: Hooters Vs. Gail
- Why the hell are they building up Anderson?
- I love Madison’s explanation for the crush
- God I hate Brooke Hogan
- Can we actually talk about the match instead of just talking about Brooke?
- Hey Hooters, you should still sell after you win the match
Segment 8: Claire…again, Magnus segment, Match 5: Anderson Vs Angle
- God…this is so fucking stupid
- So the final two matches in the BFG Series are gonna be based on points again? Ugh.
- This is still just another generic Angle/Anderson match
Segment 9: Match cont, Roode segment
- White trash guy in intensely watching this match
- So I’m guessing Devon showing up in Hogan’s office was his title defense for the week
- Jesus, odd to see how Main Events, guys get PPV muscles now
- Oh I’m mistaken, only Angle gets PPV muscles….Anderson doesn’t…..because he’s a jobber
Segment 10: Roode segment, Sting segment
- Roode Vs. Aries next week again…not bad
- Excuse me did anyone lose their grandpa? He’s covered in facepaint and swinging a bat at orderlies
- So Hogan was assaulted backstage wasn’t he?
- So this is the invasion from Ring Ka King isn’t it?
- Doesn’t TNA have ENOUGH people on their show? I mean seriously they can’t even put Devon on every week like they said they would
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 1 Lagana out of 5 (Claire and Aces and Eights are just awful)
Wrestling: 3.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 4.5 Laganas out of 10