Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Match 1: Storm Vs. Angle
- God…I really hate that TNA is now focusing on two stories I give -36 shits about
- Where the fuck is the background sound?
- Yay Sting and Hogan aren’t there!
- The top people in the BFG get to issue the challenge…that’s not bad
- I wish someone would come out and say “I want an easy night….Robbie E get your ass out here”
- The rap in Angle’s music is really awful, it sounds like Dragonball GT
- This really isn’t great television
- Ugh…the Nexus is at it again
Segment 2: Match 1: Joe vs. Pope
- Ok….so all the BFG guys were waiting right there yet no one heard Kurt get attacked by the Aces and Eights? That’s fucking retarded
- Nice to see more submission wrestling from Joe, the match was kinda flat though…everyone knows Pope isn’t winning this
- Get the fuck off my TV Wayne Arnold
Segment 3: Match 2: Jeff Vs. Robbie
- Great now he’s cutting promos with his eyes closed…die in a fire Jeff
- So Tenay said that the top contenders got to call people out….only one of them has actually been able to thus far, awesome
- Ha awesome, Hardy got counted out
- Sam Shaw?? He literally looks like the generic create-a-wrestler
Segment 4: ODBEY Segment!, Claire recrap, Gut Check segment
- Wow…honeymoon period is over ain’t it?
- Jesus, this is awful
- Claire looks like a cokehead
- Gut Check should be discontinued until someone actually shows up after they get the contract
- Jsus…this is fucking awful
Segment 5: Match 3: Anderson Vs. Styles
- I really hope TNA didn’t go to a holding pattern mode while this DirecTV bullshit is happening, because nothing has happened so far on these shows
- Hey Kenny boy, you can’t say “speaking of douchebags” when no one is speaking of douchebags
- Why is the entire roster just clearly ignoring this Aces and Eights thing? It’s retarded
- Taz and Tenay don’t want to make accusations about Aces and Eights, yet they have believed everything Daniels has said up until now
Segment 6: Match cont
- I wonder if the reactions of the Impact Zone fans would be different if they weren’t forced to stand the whole time
- Rather pedestrian match for these two, and AJ loses again because we know he’s not going to win
- If Claire is really AJ’s babymama then why did she act really nice when we first saw her
- Ummmm those pictures make it look like AJ was raped….
- Claire’s phone takes some amazing photos btw
Segment 7: Match 4: RVD Vs. Daniels, Aries segment
- Bellator commentator guy needs to go away
- I don’t care about Bellator
- Stop this guy from talking
- That didn’t even look like a three count
- This match was pretty awful
- It’s not difficult to beat a hand of Aces and Eights there Austin…
Segment 8: Brooke phone call, Park segment, Match 5: Bully Vs. Magnus, Chavo package
- Oh great, Brooke talking…what she’s best at…ugh
- No one should talk to Garrrret about anything ever
- Again no TV Title match this week, no championship match this week, no Gut Check match this week…OFN is awful
- Wow, boring match…and now everyone has points…that’s a shame
- Whoopdedo Chavo
Segment 9: Match 6: Roode Vs Aries
- Aries doesn’t even get an entrance????
- Retarded “We want t-shirts” chants
Segment 10: Match cont
- Ugh more Aces and Eightsbullshit
- This is awful
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 1 Lagana out of 5
Wrestling: 2.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 3.5 Laganas out of 10