A Very Mayhem Christmas!

Howdy Mayhem Universe, it’s Mad Mike here delivering loads of Christmas cheer! As you’ll here tonight on the show, I have four Christmas Carols for any good wrestling fan to sing this year. I’m posting Youtube videos and lyrics after the jump so you can print them up and sing them with your family this year as you unwrap that new Knucklehead DVD.

Ooh Ooh Little Wrestlers

Little wrestlers fly so high.

Well from way up north

Where Vince McMahon plays

There’s a tale about wrestlers

That you’ve all been told.

That you gotta be 6’5

And 300 pounds

Or your wrestling career

Will never get off the ground.

It’s the Little Wrestlers…little wrestlers (x2)

So you got this guy

Named Daniel Bryan

And he’s also known as

The American dragon

He’s five foot nothing

And one hundred pounds

But he’ll kick your head off

With a really big sound.

It’s the Little Wrestlers…little wrestlers (x2)

Fly, fly wrestlers (x4)

(Booyaka)

You got this dude

Named Rey Mysterio

And he’s from the little town

Of San Diego

He’ll fly through the ropes

Or jump off the top

And he’ll finish fuckers off

With a West Coast Pop

It’s the Little Wrestlers…little wrestlers (x2)

Little wrestlers fly so high.

Wade Barrett and John Cena,

Heath Slater, Dave Otunga,

Justin Gabriel and Husky Harris,

Don’t forget McGillicutty now.

Here we are, we’re the Nexus

We’re on Raw, dominating

The belts will be ours, for a really long time

Walkin in a Nexus Wonderland.

Randy Orton will be taken care of

And The Miz will not be awesome now

Then we’ll come after the tag titles

We’ll deport Santino and Kozlov.

Later on, we’ll go to Smackdown

And we shall go take Kane down

We won’t fear a spear or a six one nine

Walkin in a Nexus Wonderland.

We can even beat The Undertaker

We can put him six feet underground

Then we’ll come to Raw and take out Sheamus

We’ll knock the King of Kings right in his crown.

Then in March, Wrestlemania

The Universe will not hate us

They’ll cheer us all on, with yellow N’s on

Walkin in a Nexus Wonderland.

On the First Day of Christmas,

Vince and Dixie gave to me…

1 – The Miz Champ of WWE

2 – Flawless Divas

3 – Beautiful People

4 – NXT Seasons

5 – FORTUNE MEMBERS

6 – Kidnapping Ninjas

7 – Bearer Dummies

8 – Jeff Trails Pushed Back

9 – Bookers Swerving

10 – Cena Fans Crying

11 – Nexus Members

12 – Pay Per Views

Everyone in TNA’s a heel now,

After Bound For Glory 2010.

You can say there’s no such thing as logic,

But as for me and Dixie we believe.

See you have this group called Fortune

Its led by a guy named Ric

He is coaching AJ Styles

And they have the team of Beer Money right there

All the guys hold up four fingers

But when your group has seven guys

You can’t even be the Horseman

And the Nexus makes you look just pathetic.

Everyone in TNA’s a heel now,

After Bound For Glory 2010.

You can say there’s no such thing as logic,

But as for me and Russo we believe.

TNA has a big monster

You all know his name’s Abyss

They turned him into a Hogan clone

With a red and yellow Hall of Famer ring

Then they turned him heel again

Gave him some weird ass Panda toys

Then they had him beat a stoner

And plant a black preacher in a box.

Everyone in TNA’s a heel now,

After Bound For Glory 2010.

You can say there’s no such thing as logic,

But as for me and Bischoff we believe.

Now we move up to Jeff Hardy

TNA’s number one face

You know he’s selling lots of merch

And keeping your cast members in their seats

So the logical decision

Is to give him your title

But you align him with all morons

And now Morgan’s the biggest face you have.

Everyone in TNA’s a heel now,

After Bound For Glory 2010.

You can say there’s no such thing as logic,

But as for me and Hogan we believe.

Everyone in TNA’s a heel now,

After Bound For Glory 2010.

You can say there’s no such thing as faces,

But the Impact Zone is full of cast members!