Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Match 1: Lumberjack match Roode Vs. Sting
- EY is wearing a lumberjack shirt, love him
- Why are there only 5 heels and like 30 faces as lumberjacks?
Segment 2: Match cont.
- With all the people on hard camera being forced to stand its a bit harder to distinguish lumberjacks
- Wow, what a way to make your champion look like a jobber
- Oh and here comes Hogan to make it a title match at Slammiversary
- Those lumberjacks sure cleared out of there quickly
Segment 3: Madison segment, Bully segment
- Madison everything about you is put together really well
- This is almost the same segment as last week so far
- I love when people talk to the “guys in the truck”
- If he’s a real attorney why doesn’t he just sue Bully
- Also isn’t their father James Mitchell? Where’s he at?
- Do these storywriters remember that Abyss already came back????
- How can a non-contracted lawyer be booked at Slammiversary?
Segment 4: Match 2: Sabin vs Aries, Taz segment
- Nice to see they remembered this title exists
- Oh my God, THAT’S how an Aries/Joe feud is gonna start? Really??
- That slingshotting suplex was amazing
- Nice reversal of the Cradle Shock
- I wish this match went as long as the Sting/Roode one did
- HAHAHAHA they kicked Flair off of GutCheck
- Taz is going to be the Austin of GutCheck now right?
Segment 5: TNA Discussions
- God I hate this GutCheck segment
- “I admire his mustache”
- Brother Fucking Love and Doctor Tom Pritchard thinks his gimmick is stupid? Jesus
- He’s being entertaining….and apparently this is a bad thing
- This whole segment is just one big contradiction
- This is also probably why I can’t watch reality TV
Segment 6: Who’s fighting Devon segment?, Dixie/Brooke segment, Kaz/Daniels segment
- Can someone please slap Jeff in the face when he has his eyes closed?
- Wow, Floridiots touching the camera screen
- Hey Dixie, did you suck any dick on your way to the ring?
- Oh God this is awful
- Dixie looks hotter than Brooke FYI
- TNA Hall of Fame segment? Who are they inducting Ron Killings?
- Brooke does not look good in HD
- “Filling big yellow boots” doesn’t really apply if those yellow boots haven’t left
- Thank God Kaz and Daniels mentioned something
Segment 7: Match 3: Devon Vs. Jeff, James Storm bullshit
- Jeff doesn’t even look excited for a title shot…have the drugs numbed him that much?
- Wow…the crowd is dead for this, D E D…dead
- Second week in a row, the TV Title match has been interrupted, horrible
- I don’t care about James Storm’s ranch…at all
Segment 8: Gut Check bullshit
- Joey Ryan is rubbing his chest hair, that’s awesome
- Wow, so it seems that only heels get contracts that’s cool
- Taz stop trying to be Austin, you’re not
Segment 9: Match 4: AJ Vs. Daniels
- This is a good match…but it means nothing
- I can’t believe Angle is ok with teaming with a guy who is cheating on his wife with Dixie Carter
Segment 10: Match cont
- Wow, AJ didn’t even win with a finisher
- Oh Lord, I hate that Angle got dragged into this
- THEY CAN’T EVEN USE ZIP TIES PROPERLY!!
- Dixie almost said fuck on Live TV…awesome
- Wow that phone call was just awful
TNH8 Scale:
Logic: 1 Lagana out of 5
Wrestling: 3.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 4.5 Laganas out of 10