Greetings Mayhemmers,
Okay so last week I watched TNA, the first week Sorg was there but honestly, I was so turned off by that show, the thought of watching it again seemed like torture, so I just skipped it. Here’s hoping this week is a better show.
Segment 1: Recrap, Hogan segment, Sabin segment
- Wow…Sting is back……again……yay
- TNA needs to get rid of Hogan and Sting at this point, they are weighing the company down, it’s the same problem WCW had
- Hogan…..Hulkster….Terry….Thunderlips….I’m telling you this for your own good…..NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE YOU AND STING FIGHT EVER AGAIN
- “At the end of the day” count: 1
- “At the end of the day” count: 2
- So all that drama was for absolutely nothing….fantastic
- This means Sting is joining Aces and Eights now right? Right?
- A six-man tag….for a group that was like 10 members….ugh
- Matt Morgan is right about everything so far
- Hulk….you know what I see in my crystal ball, Sting has already lost to Bully Ray…like all the time….oh wait, that’s Youtube
- Man I hope Sabin never gets injured again
Segment 2: Angle segment, Match 1: Sabin Vs. Shiima Vs. Dutt, Jesse/Robbie segment
- Knockouts playing cards? Wow.
- Kurt needs to go back to WWE and feud with CM Punk…like now
- HAIL SABIN!
- Ugh, the fans picked Suicide? Fucking shoot me. Unless of course, it’s Daniels and he reveals it
- Oh good….that idiot cam is back, why zoom in on a pinfall??
- They should use this DoucheCam for replays if high spots
- Isn’t that just the Cradle Shock?
- Ugh…please don’t drag Joey Ryan into this
Segment 3: Clubhouse segment, Match 2: Robbie T Vs. Ronnie, Paulie D, and the Situation
- When did Hogan and Sting mock Bully?
- I hope D’Lo brings out the old chest protector
- Oh God…this is a thing already???
- Taz is right, they do bully him on commentary
- If the three men are jobbers, does it still count?
Segment 4: Team Super Heel segment, Angle segment
- TNA needs a new tag team, or maybe like 3 of them
- TNA now has three tag teams and the two that aren’t champions are going to feud….this makes perfect sense
- “You can’t out “us” us.” Awesome
- Churro…..stop fucking talking
- James Storm….because REASONS fuckers
- Why was Kurt taping the middle of his thigh?
Segment 5: Knockout segment, Sabin segment, Match 3: D’Lo vs. Angle
- Tara looked really old in that segment
- I wish this was leading to Sabin going for a world title shit…but of course it isn’t
- This match is a rematch of Sunday Night Heat from 2001….I’m assuming
- So by D’Lo “betting his colors” if….let’s face it, when he loses, he’s out of Aces and Eights? Is that going to be the Deus Ex Machina to get rid of them?
Segment 6: Match cont.
- Impromptu I Quit match??
- See that’s a real fucking hammer D’Lo
- The fact it is 2013 and D’Lo Brown is wrestling a match is the very reason TNA isn’t going anywhere
- Baby Hebner is an awful ref
- Only Kurt could make D’Lo look this good in 2013
- So during that whole match Kurt was thinking of AJ….I’d hate to be his wife
Segment 7: Angle segment, Morgan segment, Match 4: Gail/Tara Vs. Taryn/Mickie
- Um….I thought it was Samoa Joe that brought Kurt to TNA
- Why is everyone delivering ultimatums to AJ?
- If Morgan is this angry, why hasn’t he just tried attacking Bully Ray?
- At least they took “Hot Mess” off Taryn’s TNAtron
Segment 8: Match cont,
- Wow that ad for Mickie James’ new CD didn’t sound added in afterwards at all
- I’m shocked Taz hasn’t changed “yam bag” to “clam bag” for Knockouts matches yet
- So…is Taryn’s finisher legitimately going to be “the roll up”?
Segment 9: Clubhouse segment, Team Super Heel segment, Match 5: Sting Vs. Morgan
- So there’s gonna be more D’Lo next week? When Aces and Eights beat him down right?
- The mystery partner is just going to be Jeff Hardy right?
- Wow Taz….”Hulk should lock up his bag” there was a whole 15 minute segment where Morgan stole the robe in front of Hogan
- “There will be no more handouts!!” “Sting asked for his war with Aces and Eights, and he got it.”
- That just happened.
Segment 10: Match cont.
- Morgan really needs to change his tights
- God the way Sting puts on the Deathlock looks so fucking fake
- The whole point of this hold is the angle that the back should be in which applies the pressure
- Passed out? Ugh…fucking bullshit
TNH8 Scale
Wrestling: 4 Laganas out of 5
Logic: 3.5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 7.5 Laganas out of 10…..the scale says the show was good, but it just overall wasn’t very entertaining.