Segment 1
- JoJo literally has no personality
- Eva Marie is very cute but clearly has never seen wrestling before
- Oh…this is the “house swap” episode…got it
- Nattie was about to call him “Johnny” that’s cute
- Given where we are now, I have a feeling Eva Marie can’t dance
- ROAD DOGG!!!!!!
- Sure Nikki….being bitches are your “characters” right?
- Hey Eva Marie…that should probably be in your resume if it’s true
- Wow…JoJo playing wingwoman is better than Eva Marie shamelessly flirting
- Of course she can’t dance! Lord this is fucking stupid
Segment 2
- Brie saying she just got a shot of her sister’s beav is a little awkward
- Eva Marie is kinda awful, and clearly knows nothing about wrestling
- Cena just fucked up by saying he thought Eva Marie attracted attention to herself
- Eva Marie’s boyfriend looks like a shaved cock
- Also Eva Marie….kind of a whore
- TWO AND A HALF MONTHS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU GUYS
- Wait……fucking what?
- JoJo is probably the only realistic person on this show besides Cena and Bryan
- Cameron…I hate you, stop trying for catchphrases….fetch isn’t going to happen
- “Hi! We’re the Bella Twins! And welcome to WWE Cribs!!!”
- Cena’s closet has a ladder….a fucking ladder
- Brie seems like she is actually a decent person, Nikki seems awful…like the worst person
- I hope Cena and Bryan were watching like old ROH tapes or playing shuffleboard or something
- Eva is a prick, the fuck that we know this doesn’t work at all is hilarious
Segment 3
- Bryan dog paddling needs to be an animated gif NOW
- Cameron….that looks like EVERY OTHER FUCKING OUTFIT YOU’VE WORN
- Hey Eva, they said it was all about chemistry AFTER YOU SAID YOU COULD BALLROOM DANCE
- “What do I have to do to get this part?” *cue porn music*
- Poor Johnny Curtis is getting played
- Maybe instead of trying to fuck Fandango, Eva should have taken some dance classes
Segment 4
- One piece of wood for three from the guys is actually pretty fair
- I love Bryan and Cena in the front of a car driving, it looks so hilariously awkward
- Jon Uso is not impressed by Cameron’s voicemails 4/10
- The Bellas strategy: tits.
- Bryan slowly taking off his shirt is yet another gif
- The zoom on Cena’s package is a tad unnecessary
- Why is Cena dressed for the ring in bed with Nikki? Are they going to have a lingerie pillow fight?
- Kinda weird to see a Bella have a legitmate concern and not just bitchy banter
Segment 5
- I love to watch the setup for Raw
- I love how the Funkadactyl’s are legit dancers and know shit is wrong
Segment 6
- I hope JoJo has told them all she can’t dance
- God she is awful
- The guy WWE rep was doing the Vince tugging at his ear motion
- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA THEY BLURRED NAOMI’S VAGAYGAY
- Cameron you don’t have tits…I mean cmon
- Oh shit…it’s Steph, shit’s gonna get fucked up
- P.S. yes I realize this is all fake bullshit, but I mean….we get suckered into Taker’s schtick
Segment 7
- So she doesn’t get fired for lying to all of her employers…that’s always good for a person less than a month on the job
- Hopefully this forces Eva Marie to really get in the gym and train….JK now she’s gonna try and fuck Cena