We’re coming close to the end of the first half of Total Divas and after last week’s Vegas shenanigans, let’s see what happens.
Segment 1
- Who the fuck has always dreamt of being in Maxim?
- Vincent and Cameron are really the worst fucking people ever
- Cameron can’t even push fake buttons properly
- Cena just seems like a damn great dude
- Nattie clearly doesn’t give a shit about Maxim
- Jojo doesn’t know what a “push” is
- STOP FUCKING SINGING JOJO
- My ears are bleeding
- My fucking ears are bleeding!!
- Um. Do either of you actually want to wrestle??
- Having your parents meet your partner’s parents doesn’t automatically mean marriage idiots
- Cameron has already made two button pushing references…I hate her
- Hey look it’s AJ and Kaitlyn!!
- That shin doesn’t look deformed
- Wow young Nikki actually looks like a decent person
Segment 2
- So this Maxim shoot is basically this
- Um Nikki, your career survived you guys taking almost 2 years off
- Cameron gets her dogs nails done….she is the worst person ever
- I’ve finally figured it out, Jojo is Ashley from Fresh Prince
- Hey Jojo, maybe if you learned how to wrestle more than one bump….you’d stand out more
Segment 3
- Jon Uso is having none of this singing talk
- Jojo also has clearly never met Lilian Garcia
- Wow nice attempt at a dead lift German suplex there Naomi
- Brie is forgetting that she debuted without anyone even knowing Nikki existed
- Oh man Nattie with the unintended Hooters Slam!
- Oh fuck this sounds awful
- Naomi’s dad seems fucking awesome though
- Vincent is awful, and his father is awful
Segment 4
- I appreciate the idea that Jojo had, but my God is it awfully executed
- Vincent needs to stop wearing things around his neck
- This is something you should probably have discussed beforehand Vinny
- The best reasons to propose to someone include: cultural reasons and “because my daddy wants it”
- Ross and Rachel these two are not
- A break kinda means that you do go somewhere Vinny
Segment 5
- It’s 3 months Nikki….your man was out for months and months at a time, calm your tits
- Oh great…Cameron is the fucking Flava Flav of this group
- Vince is such a fucking pimp, I love it
- HAHAHAHAHAAHA Bray Wyatt is following buzzards in the background
Segment 6
- They couldn’t get Jojo a matching outfit?
- Thank God Jojo realized they sucked
- It sounded just as bad in the studio FYI
Segment 7
- They really should have tried this out on house shows
- Nikki…it’s a slight fracture, calm the fuck down