Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Bully segment
- This is already bad, recapping the two stories I fucking hate
- Yay Carly is in the crowd, maybe this won’t suck!
- Who the fuck named So Cal Val a production assistant
- #TwittahMachine well played, planted sign, well played
- Someone besides a champion or Sting opened the show?? Yay!
- Storm should never repeat the words in his song in a promo again
- Why is Bane leading the Aces and Eights?
Segment 2: Pope segment, Match 1: Magnus Vs. RVD, Roode segment
- No one cares about Pope
- Anderson it doesn’t matter if you’re in the final four, if you don’t have enough points…that is how this works right?
- Dixie’s social media pictures look like they were taken at the Sears Photo Center in 1986
- Nice to see that TNA actually said what the stipulations are for these matches
- Poor Magnus
Segment 3: Match 2: Devon and Garrrretttttt Vs. Kaz and Daniels, Sting segment
- So much for Devon ever defending that TV Title again
- God I almost wish this was Chavo and Hernandez getting the title match
- Remember when Garrret wanted the TV title?
- At least Team Appletini won
- Hey Sting…watch the fucking show, Aces and Eights already said they were there
Segment 4: BFG Series package, Robbie E segment, AJ segment
- Nice package for each competitor there
- Robbie E can’t do math, 25 points isn’t even getting him to 6th place in the BFG series
- Ok the official “Claire raped AJ” story is still in effect
Segment 5: Samoa Joe segment, Match 3: Angle Vs AJ
- Joe vs. Aries would be the best outcome of the BFG series, so it probably won’t happen
- TNA really needs to learn how to time these matches better
Segment 6: Match cont, Aces and Eights segment, Anderson segment
- Claire is so fucking ugly…I’m fairly confident AJ could have done better
- She also has an irritating voice
- For a pregnant woman, she’s showing an awful lot of cleavage (hint: she’s not really preggers)
- This is a great match it’s too bad the TV crowd didn’t see half of it
- Nice, clean finish to a good match…why don’t they do this more often?
- Fans aren’t allowed to reach over the railing like that
- See this whole post match bullshit could have been done after a commercial break and we could have seen more of the match
- Why do people think Storm is behind the Aces and Eights when they are making statements that have nothing to do with him?
Segment 7: Aries segment, Match 4: Hooters Vs. Gail
- I hate contract signings….I really do
- Wow, what a standard women’s match
- Wouldn’t Earl try to help Gail, since she’s Maddy’s friend?
Segment 8: Contract signing,
- How is a world with Aries and Punk as champion have them become so stale?
- So in other words, this is a way to end this feud before the finals of the BFG Series
Segment 9: Match 5: Storm Vs. Bully
- There was so little action before the commercial break again…this is why WWE cuts entrances
Segment 10: Match cont
- I’ve concluded that this BFG Series is way too fucking long, we still have another month of this…right now there are really only 5 people that can end up winning the tournament
- I hate to say it, but in order for this to be more interesting there needs to be more DQs, Draws, and countouts
- Wow, look at all the people already starting to leave not happy
- This whole thing is bullshit
- There’s three people that can be in charge of A&E in my opinion
- Who I don’t want it to be: James Storm or Robert Roode….way too obvious
- Who it probably will be: Jeff Jarrett, because of course it would be
- Who it’d be awesome to be: Austin Aries, I mean Aces are A’s…..A Double….it could make sense
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 4 Lagans out of 5
Wrestling 3 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 7 Laganas out of 10