Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recap, Bully segment, Aries/Hogan segment
- Carly’s here!
- I’m getting a little tired of Joseph Park…the storyline is really good, but it seems like it’s dragged out for too long
- Hahahaha restraining order gimmick
- Hogan doesn’t know he is A-Double….hate him, at least Aries countered it
Segment 2: Dixie segment, Match 1: Crimson Vs. Devon
- Nice to see they’re bringing in people without gutcheck
- Why would anyone believe Daniels after it’s proven he’s been a liar?
- Wow way to explain why they haven’t done a TV Title match for almost a month
- Crimson has absolutely n0 gimmick now that the undefeated thing is over
- Wow, I kinda want Crimson to go on an equally long losing streak now
- Oh no…here’s Maddy, it is fucking Hebner isn’t it?
- I hope this leads to Earl giving Maddy the Knockouts Title…that’d be amazing
Segment 3: Sabin segment
- Really sucks that Sabin is out again, I don’t feel too bad though, he is banging Velvet
- I really hope this leads to a big push for Sabin when he gets back
- Wow that crutch kick was amazing
Segment 4: Match 2: Dakota Darsow Vs. Flip Cassanova, Hooters segment
- Gee…I wonder why they call him Flip
- Nice to see that they call him a second-generation guy
- Flip busted Dakota open due to being a little sloppy
- Wow, was that like an inverted 360 double leg drop?
- Stop calling people “Boo” Tara
Segment 5: Taeler segment, Match 3: Gail/Maddy Vs. Tara/Hooters
- Yay she’s happy…
- Hooters is back to being Miss Tessmacher because Brooke Hogan is the only Brooke allowed in TNA
- Good thing Brian Hebner isn’t reffing this match, that might be awkward
- Ugh poor Maddy
Segment 6: Storm package, AJ segment, Hogan segment
- I really don’t care about James Storm anymore
- “Junkie whore” wow…okay then
- I hate this angle…I really do
- Oh my God…has this been going on for a year? Ugggggghhhh
- Aces and eights…oh Lord, how the hell did that person even get backstage?
Segment 7: Hardy segment, Match 4: Kenny King Vs. Lars Only
- Why is Hardy a Skrull?
- Lars looks like Jason Mewes
- So Cal Val still does things???
- Wow, nice 61-rana
- Lars tried for the Botch-o-matic there
- The King is gonna be crowned….well done good sir
Segment 8: Aries segment, Match 5: Storm Vs. Hardy
- Nice to see the interaction with Kenny King there
- Nice to see them both trying to use their finishers early
- I wonder if Storm walking outside was supposed to be the commercial break…
Segment 9: Match cont.
- Pretty sure Hardy has more big match experience than Storm does there Taz
- Storm countered the plancha by Jeff, but no one called it
- Holy shit that one girl when Hardy took off his shirt….Jesus
- Nice storytelling there, Jeff played possum as Storm was setting up for the last call
Segment 10: Preview for next week, Hogan segment
- Isn’t Anderson the same guy that bloodied you up with a Warrior medal Kurt?
- Aries should have totally said “Bobert”
- YES! THE SILENCE TO THE YES CHANT!
- Aries didn’t hold the belt upside down…that’s a bad omen
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 4.5 Laganas out of 5
Wrestling: 5 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 9.5 Laganas out of 10