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Mad Mike Reviews TNA: I’m Gonna Have to Order Destination X

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Segment 1: Recap, Bully segment, Aries/Hogan segment

  • Carly’s here!
  • I’m getting a little tired of Joseph Park…the storyline is really good, but it seems like it’s dragged out for too long
  • Hahahaha restraining order gimmick
  • Hogan doesn’t know he is A-Double….hate him, at least Aries countered it

Segment 2: Dixie segment, Match 1: Crimson Vs. Devon

  • Nice to see they’re bringing in people without gutcheck
  • Why would anyone believe Daniels after it’s proven he’s been a liar?
  • Wow way to explain why they haven’t done a TV Title match for almost a month
  • Crimson has absolutely n0 gimmick now that the undefeated thing is over
  • Wow, I kinda want Crimson to go on an equally long losing streak now
  • Oh no…here’s Maddy, it is fucking Hebner isn’t it?
  • I hope this leads to Earl giving Maddy the Knockouts Title…that’d be amazing

Segment 3: Sabin segment

  • Really sucks that Sabin is out again, I don’t feel too bad though, he is banging Velvet
  • I really hope this leads to a big push for Sabin when he gets back
  • Wow that crutch kick was amazing

Segment 4: Match 2: Dakota Darsow Vs. Flip Cassanova, Hooters segment

  • Gee…I wonder why they call him Flip
  • Nice to see that they call him a second-generation guy
  • Flip busted Dakota open due to being a little sloppy
  • Wow, was that like an inverted 360 double leg drop?
  • Stop calling people “Boo” Tara

Segment 5: Taeler segment, Match 3: Gail/Maddy Vs. Tara/Hooters

  • Yay she’s happy…
  • Hooters is back to being Miss Tessmacher because Brooke Hogan is the only Brooke allowed in TNA
  • Good thing Brian Hebner isn’t reffing this match, that might be awkward
  • Ugh poor Maddy

Segment 6: Storm package, AJ segment, Hogan segment

  • I really don’t care about James Storm anymore
  • “Junkie whore” wow…okay then
  • I hate this angle…I really do
  • Oh my God…has this been going on for a year? Ugggggghhhh
  • Aces and eights…oh Lord, how the hell did that person even get backstage?

Segment 7: Hardy segment, Match 4: Kenny King Vs. Lars Only

  • Why is Hardy a Skrull?
  • Lars looks like Jason Mewes
  • So Cal Val still does things???
  • Wow, nice 61-rana
  • Lars tried for the Botch-o-matic there
  • The King is gonna be crowned….well done good sir

Segment 8: Aries segment, Match 5: Storm Vs. Hardy

  • Nice to see the interaction with Kenny King there
  • Nice to see them both trying to use their finishers early
  • I wonder if Storm walking outside was supposed to be the commercial break…

Segment 9: Match cont.

  • Pretty sure Hardy has more big match experience than Storm does there Taz
  • Storm countered the plancha by Jeff, but no one called it
  • Holy shit that one girl when Hardy took off his shirt….Jesus
  • Nice storytelling there, Jeff played possum as Storm was setting up for the last call

Segment 10: Preview for next week, Hogan segment

  • Isn’t Anderson the same guy that bloodied you up with a Warrior medal Kurt?
  • Aries should have totally said “Bobert”
  • Aries didn’t hold the belt upside down…that’s a bad omen

TNH8 Scale

Logic: 4.5 Laganas out of 5

Wrestling: 5 Laganas out of 5

Overall: 9.5 Laganas out of 10