Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Preshow snippit, recrap, Sting segment
- Sting is in a pre-show snippit and he looks like Sting Noir, or a lead villain in Batman and Robin
- Cute girl in the front row is going to be fixing her top all night, I’m ok with this
- Oh good…this is probably what should have happened last week, I hope Garetttt and Devon don’t come out
- Ha live TV, nice recovery Roode
- Wow, really saying Storm is behind this? I guess that means Aries will be the champion at Bound for Glory
Segment 2: Segment about Chavo, Roode segment, Match 1: Gail and Maddy Vs. Mickie and Tara, Aries segment, Gut Check segment
- Does anyone really give two shits about Chavo debuting
- Wow Kid Kash, you are horrible at talking
- Can someone get Wayne Arnold off my TV screen
- Oh fun, Earl is the ref for a Maddy match…this could be interesting
- This is also where I should say, I’m deeply saddened by Velvet departing TNA
- I think Mickie got new implants…holy fuck
- So now they just mention that Sting is in charge yet again…when he said he didn’t want to be in charge, awesome leadership Dixie
- Hahaha awesome finish, giving Maddy the win when the camera showed Mickie popped her shoulder
- This could be a good angle…though it probably means Brooke intervention so it’ll suck
- Aries making cuts? Shouldn’t Dixie be the one to do this…you know, the president?
- This Gut Check guy is already annoying as fuck
Segment 3: Segment about Chavo, Match 2: Gut Check match, Aries segment, Chavo package
- Ew, Gunner and Hernandez
- Thank you Bully Ray for being awesome
- I said this last week, Sam Shaw is the Example 1 from the Create-A-Wrestler in WWE12
- Yay Joey Ryan!
- The lighting in this segment is completely fucked up
- Why is it that all of the segments like this fucking suck? Is it because they aren’t scripted?
- Wow….so that’s what they used all that Ring Ka King footage for
Segment 4: Chavo segment
- So wait…all this fucking hype, and he’s not even wrestling tonight?
- Hey Chavito, the only reason so many people are hungry backstage is because they don’t get a chance to be on TV
- Oh Jesus, Kid Kash and Gunner…really?
- “Where is your family?” That could have gotten really awkward
- Especially since Hector works for TNA
- WHY MUST ALL MEXICANS SIDE TOGETHER?
- At least Chavo is better than MeX-Pac
Segment 5: Gut Check segment, Claire recrap, Match 3: Styles Vs. Storm
- They’re trying to give young talent a chance? NO ONE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW SINCE THEY WON
- Also…Al, this show is recorded, you can go watch the tape
- Claire is a rapist
- At this point I feel comfortable saying TNA doesn’t pay Christy enough to buy bras
Segment 6: Match cont.
- Claire is just not an attractive woman, I’d imagine AJ would have better standards
- Grand Canyon University arena sounds like the most bootleg arena ever
- A great match ruined by the nWo…I mean the Nexus….I mean Aces and Eights
Segment 7: Gut Check bullshit, Aries segment
- Sam Shaw, don’t you dare steal Wade Barret’s taunt
- God, I hate this whole concept…this is awful
- Just once, I’d like to see the first two people agree
- TNA Judges requirements: 1. Be a face. 2. Be bland.
- Repo Man reference is the best thing on this show so far
Segment 8: Match 4: Shiima Vs. Kenny King, Bully segment
- Hahahahaha Prichard didn’t know they were filming
- I think Kenny just knocked something off the turnbuckle
- Shiima I fucking love you
- I like the genuine pleasure Taz had in seeing a Tazplex
- Roode run-in?? Weird, I kinda like it
- I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Bully need to be World Champion by the end of the year
Segment 9: Match 5: Bully Vs. Angle
- A piledirver! Yay!
- Wow short segment
Segment 10: Match cont
- This is another decent match…this will probably get interrupted
- Bully Bottom!!!
- Wow it ended clean
- Sting just take your time to the ring
- Well that was a sad ending
TNH8 Scale
Logic: 2.5 Laganas out of 5
Wrestling: 4 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 6.5 Laganas out of 10