Mayhem Mania Week 0: The Madness Begins!!!

THIS. IS. MAYHEM. MANIA!

The bell has rung. The lights are blinding. Chaos is in the air.
This isn’t just fantasy booking—this is a competitive thought experiment where only the strongest ideas survive.

The mission is simple… and brutal:
Create the best WrestleMania card possible within the limits of REALITY.

If WWE could book it, we can book it.

Every year, fans, wrestlers, and mad geniuses collide with one goal—
to build the BEST WrestleMania card that can exist right now.

But there are rules.

Everyone enters Mayhem Mania in their current physical, emotional, and contractual state.

• Injured? ❌ Not eligible.
• Under WWE contract? ✅ Fair game.
• In WWE’s orbit and realistically bookable? ✅ Step right up.

If Paul Levesque can pull it off, so can we.

And this year… the asylum is under new management.
Mad Mike is RUNNING THE SHOW.

Ohhh buckle up, because Week 0 didn’t just start Mayhem Mania 2026 — it kicked the damn door off its hinges.

The road to glory is already littered with chaos, surprises, and absolute madness as the first undercard is etched into history, and wrestling’s own intergalactic wild cards MDMA descended from the cosmos to join the Mayhem Maniacs in forging this opening salvo of carnage:

🔥 Je’Von Evans vs. Ilja Dragunov — booked by Los Tonios
Two human car crashes on a collision course. Somebody’s soul is getting folded.

🔥 ZaRuca vs. Bayley / Lyra Valkyria — booked by El Luca
Style, swagger, and straight-up violence collide in a match that could steal the whole damn weekend.

🔥 Joe Hendry vs. Kit Wilson — booked by Rizzalist, The Almighty Physicist
One man believes… the other better start praying.

🔥 Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Johnny Gargano — booked by Sorg
Strong Style meets heart, soul, and relentless punishment.

🔥 Adam Pearce vs. Nick Aldis — booked by Intern Tony
Authority figures throw the rulebook into the fire and settle it like men.

🔥 The IIconics vs. The Bella Twins — booked by Mad Mike
Trash talk, twin magic, and total chaos — ICONIC doesn’t even begin to cover it.

🔥 Rhea Ripley vs. TNA’s Dani Luna — booked by Tina Keys, Mother of Dragons
Power. Violence. Brutality. The ring may not survive.

🔥 El Hijo del Vikingo vs. Sami Zayn — booked by The True Prince of Pro, who also walked away clutching the devastating Finisher Power Up
Gravity is optional. Pain is guaranteed.

🚨 And in a development no one saw coming but everyone loves — Brock Lesnar and Pat McAfee have been carted off to SPACE JAIL.
Don’t ask questions. Just accept it.

This is only Week 0.
The undercard is set.
The power plays have begun.
The madness is escalating.

Mayhem Mania 2026 is officially underway — and this train has no brakes.
Join us next week, if you’re brave enough. 💥🤼‍♂️🔥eek.