Mayhem Mania Week 1: Love Hurts.

THIS. IS. MAYHEM. MANIA!

The bell has rung. The lights are blinding. Chaos is in the air.
This isn’t just fantasy booking—this is a competitive thought experiment where only the strongest ideas survive.

The mission is simple… and brutal:
Create the best WrestleMania card possible within the limits of REALITY.

If WWE could book it, we can book it.

Every year, fans, wrestlers, and mad geniuses collide with one goal—
to build the BEST WrestleMania card that can exist right now.

But there are rules.

Everyone enters Mayhem Mania in their current physical, emotional, and contractual state.

• Injured? ❌ Not eligible.
• Under WWE contract? ✅ Fair game.
• In WWE’s orbit and realistically bookable? ✅ Step right up.

If Paul Levesque can pull it off, so can we.

And this year… the asylum is under new management.
Mad Mike is RUNNING THE SHOW.

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🔥 HOW THE CHAOS WORKS 🔥

Every week, players get their shot to change the card.
One move. One decision. Total consequences.

You can:

• KILL a match and CREATE an entirely new one
• SWAP an individual or team with another
• TRADE competitors between existing matches
• ADD chaos by inserting a new individual or team into a match

🚨🚨🚨 WEEK ONE JUST FLIPPED THE TABLE AND POWERBOMBED WEEK ZERO THROUGH IT. 🚨🚨🚨

If you thought the opening salvo of Mayhem Mania 2026 was chaos… you haven’t seen anything yet. Alliances shattered. Matches hijacked. Power plays detonated in real time. This isn’t just booking — this is WAR for the card.

Let’s run it down, these matches live to fight another week.

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🔥 Je’Von Evans vs. Ilja Dragunov — booked by Los Tonios
Still standing. Still violent. Still destined to be a soul-snatching sprint into oblivion.

🔥 ZaRuca vs. BayLyra — booked by El Luca
The swagger remains. The stakes just got higher.

🔥 El Hijo del Vikingo vs. Sami Zayn — booked by The True Prince of Pro
And don’t forget — the Prince is still clutching that Finisher Power Up like a loaded weapon.

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But now… the seismic shifts.

💥 BROCK LESNAR has escaped Space Jail.
Joe Hendry? Gone.
Say his name, he disappears.

In his place: The Beast Incarnate vs. Kit Wilson — booked by Karielle.
Kit Wilson wanted a moment. He’s getting a massacre.

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⚔️ Team Hamma Fist attempted to book Oba Femi vs. AJ Francis…
…but before the ink could dry, they got AK’D by Tina Keys, Mother of Dragons.

Her decree?
🔥 Drew McIntyre vs. El Mesias. 🔥
A Scottish warlord meets supernatural wrath. Pray for structural integrity.

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👑 Allison Warr stepped into the dragon fire and made her move.
Dani Luna is OUT.

In comes the Deathmatch King himself:
💀 Matt Cardona vs. Rhea Ripley 💀

This isn’t a match. This is dominance versus delusion. Brutality versus ego. And someone is leaving humbled.

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🌪️ KC Warr wasn’t about to be outdone.
The IIconics? Removed.

Instead… the tag team legends return.
🔥 Matt & Jeff Hardy are BACK. 🔥

The ladders just started shaking in anticipation.

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👊 Keith Haught detonated the authority drama entirely.
Adam Pearce vs. Nick Aldis? Erased from existence.

Now it’s:
💣 Royce Keys vs. Oba Femi. 💣

Raw power meets hungry ambition. And Oba Femi is getting tested in ways no one expected.

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And remember…
Brock Lesnar was carted off to Space Jail.
Now he’s back and in his place is The Big, Red Mayor himself Kane.

The power plays have begun.
The AKs are flying.
The SuperCard is evolving in real time.

This is Mayhem Mania 2026.
Not a show.
Not an event.

A battlefield.

And we’re only in Week One. 🔥