THIS. IS. MAYHEM. MANIA!

The bell has rung. The lights are blinding. Chaos is in the air.
This isn’t just fantasy booking—this is a competitive thought experiment where only the strongest ideas survive.

The mission is simple… and brutal:
Create the best WrestleMania card possible within the limits of REALITY.

If WWE could book it, we can book it.

Every year, fans, wrestlers, and mad geniuses collide with one goal—
to build the BEST WrestleMania card that can exist right now.

But there are rules.

Everyone enters Mayhem Mania in their current physical, emotional, and contractual state.

• Injured? ❌ Not eligible.
• Under WWE contract? ✅ Fair game.
• In WWE’s orbit and realistically bookable? ✅ Step right up.

If Paul Levesque can pull it off, so can we.

And this year… the asylum is under new management.
Mad Mike is RUNNING THE SHOW.

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🔥 HOW THE CHAOS WORKS 🔥

Every week, players get their shot to change the card.
One move. One decision. Total consequences.

You can:

• KILL a match and CREATE an entirely new one
• SWAP an individual or team with another
• TRADE competitors between existing matches
• ADD chaos by inserting a new individual or team into a match

But not everyone is available…

Some competitors are locked away in a place known only as
🚀 SPACE JAIL 🚀
(And yes—the inmate list is always watching.)

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🏆 THE SUPERCARD 🏆

Matches that prove their worth can GRADUATE to the Mayhem Mania SUPERCARD.

Once a match graduates:

• 🔒 It’s LOCKED IN
• ❌ It can no longer be changed
• ➕ New slots open for even more chaos to be created

Survive the madness.
Earn your place.
Build something legendary.

This isn’t just booking.
This is strategy.
This is competition.

THIS… IS… MAYHEM MANIA. 💥

🚨🚨🚨 WEEK TWO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT… AND CHOSE VIOLENCE. 🚨🚨🚨

The board is shifting. Power is being seized. Matches are surviving. Others are getting AK’d into oblivion. And the SuperCard is beginning to take shape as Mayhem Mania 2026 barrels forward like a runaway freight train.

Let’s break down the carnage.

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🔥 ONE WEEK FROM GLORY

⚡ Je’Von Evans vs. Ilja Dragunov — booked by Los Tonios
Two weeks strong.
Two weeks of surviving the chaos.
One more week and this violent sprint graduates to the SuperCard.
This is pure combustion waiting to happen.

⚡ ZaRuca vs. Bayley / Lyra Valkyria (Baylyra) — booked by El Luca
Style. Edge. Ruthlessness.
They’ve dodged every bullet for two straight weeks.
One more week and they punch their ticket to immortality.

The pressure? Suffocating.
The target on their backs? Massive.

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💪 HOLDING THE LINE

💣 Royce Keys vs. Oba Femi — booked by Keith Haught
One week down. Untouched.
Oba Femi is a walking natural disaster.
Royce Keys is swinging for legacy.
But can they survive another round of power plays?

💀 Rhea Ripley vs. Matt Cardona — booked by Allison Warr
Also standing tall after one week.
Mami doesn’t flinch.
The Deathmatch King doesn’t blink.
This one feels like it’s daring someone to try and take it out.

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🎁 THE MYSTERIOUS MOVE

🌪️ El Hijo del Vikingo vs. Sami Zayn — booked by The True Prince of Pro

Tony Kincaid just cracked open the forbidden vault and added…
The Mysterious Box from Raw.

No one knows what’s inside.
No explanation. No warning.
Just a box. Sitting there. Waiting.
But now this match isn’t just about gravity and heart.

It’s about WHAT’S IN THE BOX.

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US IDENTITY CRISIS IN FULL EFFECT

🦅 Rizz has unleashed absolute madness:

El Grande Americano (Original) & Chad Gable
vs.
El Grande Americano & Ludwig Kaiser

Two Grandes.
One legacy.
Olympic grappling meets European precision.

This is either the most patriotic thing ever booked… or the beginning of a civil war.

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🐊 AK SEASON CONTINUES

The True Prince of Pro tried to get weird with it:

🐍 Mr. Iguana vs. Pittsburgh’s Own Shinsuke Nakamura

But Sorg hit him with the immediate Alex Khar Special.

Now it’s a triple threat:
Mr. Iguana vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kit Wilson

Strong Style.
Scaly chaos.
And the man who survived Brock Lesnar now inserted into another war.

Kit Wilson cannot escape violence.

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🔥 REVENGE BOOKING

Last week, Tina Keys AK’d Team Hamma Fist and forced Drew McIntyre vs. El Mesias into existence.

This week?
Jesse returned the favor.

That match is GONE.

In its place… absolute fever-dream insanity:

👹 Feltal Four Way Match 👹
La Yeska vs. Demonito vs. Lilly vs. The Cobra

This isn’t wrestling.
This is mythology colliding in a haunted toy box.
No rules. No sanity. Just survival.

🚀 SPACE JAIL UPDATE 🚀

The intergalactic penitentiary just expanded its VIP wing.

Already incarcerated:
Kane
Pat McAfee

And now joining them behind cosmic bars:

☝️ Roman Reigns
👑 Charlotte Flair — get outta here, Charlotte
📸 Austin Theory
🔥 AJ Styles
🥊 Logan Paul & Jake Paul — sharing a cell, because of course they are

Space Jail has never been more star-studded.
No parole. No run-ins. No Bloodline interference.

Just silence. And zero booking power.

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Two matches are one week from graduation.
Two are trying to survive their second.
New chaos has entered the battlefield.
AKs are flying like steel chairs at a Royal Rumble.

Mayhem Mania 2026 is not slowing down.
It’s escalating.

Week Three looms…
And no match is safe. 🔥