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Mad Mike Reviews TNA: Sting’s Done And So Am I

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Also as a bonus, AJ was also watching Impact this week so I shall chime in with his thoughts as well, via his twitter feed @ajinpgh.

AJ: You know what happens when I don’t have female supervision? I end up watching TNA. This is why I can’t be single.

And yet this probably explains why I AM single…on with the show!!

Segment 1: Recrap, Roode segment, Red and Blue backstage, Match 1: Red and Blue Vs. Joe/Magnus

  • As much as I love Roode, TNA needs a different way to open the show
  • AJ: Who’s holding the boo/cheer/chant signs in the Impact Zone?
  • I honestly don’t blame Sting for tweeting “I’m done.” I’ve wanted to tweet that for months
  • It’s funny that this crowd gets an insight into future tweets, since this was filmed like 3 weeks ago
  • Oh wow a Morgan/Crimson feud…just what no one wanted
  • AJ: Christy Hemme needs to work on her pronunciation. I thought Magnus’ name was Madness.
  • Joe and Magnus’ title win would have been much more impressive if they won on their first try
  • I would have really preferred if this was Crimson and Amazing Red as a team

Segment 2: Match cont.

  • AJ: The announcer for TNA’s store sounds like he’s gargling marbles.
  • I never want to hear Taz talking about flesh pounding on flesh
  • That was the best of the match these teams have had…but what other teams are there now?

Segment 3: Brandon Jacobs segment

  • AJ: That Direct Auto Insurance commercial was funnier when it was Terry Tate Office Linebacker/Reebok
  • Without the Giants shirt, no one knows who Jacobs is
  • AJ: Brandon Jacobs shouldn’t be allowed to talk on a microphone. This is worse than Diva promos.
  • AJ: Oh hey! A backup running back from the Giants! Superstars!
  • No idea why Florida fans would be cheering a Giants player
  • Wow, this is really awful
  • I can’t tell if Jacobs is reading a teleprompter or if he is just fixated by the red light on the camera
  • I don’t even think Bully can make this work
  • That’s it?

Segment 4: Match 2: Shiima Vs. Shelley

  • AJ: Oh holy crap Zema Ion.
  • AJ: Man, when did Alex Shelley get Parkinson’s?
  • This is clearly going to be the best part of the show…how do I know this? Aries brought out popcorn to watch
  • Popcorn and wine! Aries is a classy man
  • How is Aries so charismatic just by watching a match?
  • Shiima with the hair spray to the face!
  • God if there was a real booker in TNA he’d make Shelley Vs. Shiima Vs. Aries two out of three falls triple threat

Segment 5: Garret segment,Madison segment

  • God this guy is awful
  • AJ: Honestly what the hell is this. Apparently Hogan had this talk with his own kids.
  • I think was the last segment AJ watched, and I don’t blame him….this segment always makes me want to kill myself
  • I freaking love Maddy, she’s phenomenal
  • This was about Hogan, AJ: Gotta be honest. If you have a taped promo, you have EVERY chance to not sound terrible. Wow that was bad.

Segment 6: Match 3: Gail Vs. ODB, AJ segment

  • Nice to see how illinformed Taz is on Chris Brown
  • Why is Gail dressed like a softcore porn star?
  • Well that was an awfully boring match
  • Hey AJ…stop focusing on Daniels

Segment 7: Sorensten Update, Match 4: TV Championship match?? AJ Vs. Robbie E

  • I hope Jesse can recover 100%
  • TNA remembered they had this title?
  • Wow,l AJ lost to Robbie…don’t care the cirucmstances, that’s jsut awful

Segment 8: Match 6: Jeff/Storm Vs. Bully/Anlge

  • Man TNA needs to work harder I’m falling asleep through this
  • Jacobs needs to go back to getting stopped by defensive lines

Segment 9: Match cont

  • As thankful as I am to have Hardy out of the title scene for right now, this is awful
  • Oh good another no contest in a TNA main event
  • Oh….so its totally okay for a table to be brought in, Jacobs to chokeslam Bully, and no disqualification is called….fine then
  • If anything I guess its a nice SportsCenter moment for them

Segment 10: Sting segment

  • So this whole stupid segment is to show us that Sting puts his facepaint on the way Jeff dives into his coke? Got it.
  • I hope this “pile of vomit” Sting is referring to is this show
  • Didn’t Sting just wrestle Roode in a tag match in England?

TNH8 Scale

Logic: 3 Russos of out 5

Wrestling: 3 Russos out of 5

Overall: 6 Russos out of 10