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Mayhem Mania 2020: Patreon In The Bank!

This. Is. Mayhem Mania!

This is the ultimate fantasy booking game/competitive thought experiment. The goal is to create the best WrestleMania card possible – not necessarily to predict what WWE will do. That means we must play by the rules of our current reality. Everyone comes in their current (physical, emotional, psychological, etc.) state. Bottom line, if Vince McMahon can do it, we can do it.

Catch up on the lore! Check out the previous rounds of Mayhem Mania 2020!
It Begins! – Round 1 – Round 2 – Round 3 – Round 4 – Round 5 – Round 6 – Round 7 – Round 8

The long road that is Mayhem Mania 2020 has led tot his point: Patreon In The Bank! The final round of Mayhem Mania, where only Patreon supporters of the Wrestling Mayhem Show are invited to play.

Our goal is to get eight matches onto our SUPERCARD. All matches start out being created on our “undercard” where they can be tweaked, improved or outright deleted in favor of something else by our players. If a match survives three consecutive weeks without being altered in any way, it graduates to the SUPERCARD where it’s locked in. That also opens a slot on our “undercard” to create another match. Seems simple enough, but if you’ve been following along over the years you know it can get complicated.

Heading into Patreon In The Bank, four matches had graduated to our SUPERCARD!

MAYHEM MANIA 2020 SUPERCARD!

MIA YIM & KAY LEE RAY & TEGAN NOX VS. ASUKA & KAIRI SANE & IO SHIRAI
(CREATED BY TINA KEYS)

week1-7

EDGE VS. MATT RIDDLE
(CREATED BY CHAD THE SHAD)
week3-1

BIANCA BELAIR VS. JAZZ
(CREATED BY TINA KEYS)
week5-5 (1)

REVEREND D-VON & DEACON BATISTA VS. PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
(CREATED BY “COUNTRY HAMMER” JAMI JAMESON)
week6-4 (1)

The creator of any match that graduates to the SUPERCARD gets a collection of rewards. Sadly, Jami Jameson was not able to join us, so we appointed fellow independent professional wrestler Zander Gabriel to take his place. (*I could not in good conscience allow any Patreon supporter of the Wrestling Mayhem Show to be punished during Patreon In The Bank, so that portion of the reward system was suspended for this round.)

1. One ticket to send an individual to SPACE JAIL (*Those in SPACE JAIL are not eligible to be used during Mayhem Mania, but have a chance to escape as you’ll see in a moment): Zander sent Bret Hart to SPACE JAIL
2. Name an entrant for the 2nd annual Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble, to be held during the Mayhem Mania preshow. (*Individuals who are entered into the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble can still be used in another Mayhem Mania match): Zander named Big Show
3. Hand out a dose of punishment to one of next week’s players!
4. Create a new match to fill to open 8th spot on our “undercard”: Zander created Mankind & Dude Love & Cactus Jack vs. Michael Cole & Byron Saxton & JBL

We thank Zander for helping us find our way through that bit of pre-show business. Now, let’s get into the meat of Patreon In The Bank. You’ll notice our Patreons were asked to nominate a musical guest, host and member of the announcing team for Mayhem Mania based on their Patreon tier. Our top contributors were granted nearly unlimited powers, as you’ll notice as you read. Some Patreons were also empowered to send individuals to SPACE JAIL and release some individuals from SPACE JAIL! Let’s get started!

PATREON #1: Bo Diggity!
– Nominated “Floating Dumpster on Route 51″ to host
– Entered Juventud Guerrera into the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble 2
– ADD Murphy to John Morrison vs. Jordan Devlin vs. Joaquin Wilde vs. Isaiah Scott vs. Ricochet
– ADD STIPULATION: Money In The Bank to Murphy vs. John Morrison vs. Jordan Devlin vs. Joaquin Wilde vs. Isaiah Scott vs. Ricochet

PATREON #2: BobbyFJtown!
– Nominated Baby Peanut to host
– Entered Asuka into the MCBR2
– SWAP Shinsuke Nakamura and Akira Tozawa
– ADD STIPULATION: Elephant Graveyard Match to Akira Tozawa vs. Pete Dunne

PATREON #3: HEEL Bradley! (via proxy)
– Nominated Warhorse to host
– Entered Bushwhacker Luke into the MCBR2
– Nominated Limp Bizkit as musical guest
– ADD Elias to Big E vs. Drew McIntyre
– ADD STIPULATION: “Wee Symphony Of Destruction” to Big E vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Elias

PATREON #4: Dave Podnar!
– Nominated Darcy & Stacey from “90 Day Fiance” to host
– Nominated Nikki Cross as musical guest
– Entered Sami Zayn into the MCBR2
– DELETE Sami Zayn vs. Ligero and CREATE Toni Storm & Piper Niven vs. The IIconics
– ADD STIPULATION: Last Man Standing to WALTER vs. Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe

PATREON #5: Tina Keys!
– Nominated Blitz the Seattle Seahawks mascot as host
– Nominated Poppy as musical guest
– Entered WALTER into the MCBR2
– DELETE Murphy vs. John Morrison vs. Jordan Devlin vs. Joaquin Wilde vs. Isaiah Scott vs. Ricochet and CREATE Tyler Bate vs. Trent Seven vs. Drew Gulak vs. Timothy Thatcher
– ADD STIPULATION: “Knockout or Submission Only” to Shinsuke Nakamura & KUSHIDA & Daniel Bryan vs. Angel Garza & Andrade & Jorge Bolly

PATREON #6: Kyle Turner!
– Nominated Dario Cueto as host
– Nominated Ozzy Osbourne as musical guest
– Nominated Joey Styles to join the announcing team
– Entered Mike Quackenbush into the MCBR2
– DELETE Shinsuke Nakamura & KUSHIDA & Daniel Bryan vs. Angel Garza & Andrade & Jorge Bolly and CREATE Tommaso Ciampa vs. Killer Kross
– ADD STIPULATION: “Jim Cornette On A Forklift” to Toni Storm & Piper Niven vs. The IIconics
– AUTO-GRADUATE Tommaso Ciamp vs. Killer Kross to the SUPERCARD
– CREATE R-Truth & Street Profits vs. Breezango & Bobby Fish (a.k.a. “Fish & CHiPs”)

PATREON #7: Doc Remedy! (via proxy)
– Nominated Chad The Shad as host
– Nominated Alterbridge as musical guest
– Nominated Matt Striker to join the announcing team
– Entered Zach Gowen into the MCBR2
– ADD Johnny Gargano to AJ Styles vs. Adam Cole vs. Finn Balor
– ADD STIPULATION: Steel Cage Match to Edge vs. Matt Riddle

PATREON #8: Farnsworth Investments, LLC (via proxy)
– Nominated The Muppets as host
– Nominated Fozzy as musical guest
– Nominated Vampiro to join the announcing team
– Entered God into the MCBR2
– (*REALITY STONE ACTIVATED*) ADD Goliath to WALTER vs. Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe
– AUTO-GRADUATE R-Truth & Street Profits vs. Breezango & Bobby Fish (a.k.a. “Fish & CHiPs”)
*Kyle Turner CREATED Kyle O’Reilly vs. Kevin Owens vs. Kassius Ohno

PATREON #9: Alex Kahrs
– Nominated Jim Carrey as “Dr. Robotnik” as host
– Nominated The Alexir as musical guest
– Nominated Mike Tenay to join the announcing team
– Entered Ophidian into the MCBR2
– (*REALITY STONE ACTIVATED*) SWAP Johnny Gargano for Kenny Omega
– AUTO-GRADUATE AJ Styles vs. Adam Cole vs. Finn Balor vs Kenny Omega
– CREATE Shinsuke Nakamura & KUSHIDA & Daniel Bryan vs. Angel Garza & Andrade & Jorge Bolly
– ADD STIPULATION: “WeeLC” to R-Truth & Street Profits vs. Breezango & Bobby Fish (a.k.a. “Fish & CHiPs”)

PATREON  #10: Mad Mike
– Nominated Sorgatron as host
– Nominated Crap as musical guest
– Nominated Triple H to join the announcing team
– Entered Ziggy Haim into the MCBR2
– SWAP STIPULATION “WeeLC” to Mankind & Dude Love & Cactus Jack vs. Michael Cole & Byron Saxton & JBL
– AUTO-GRADUATE Big E vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Elias
* Proxy Sorgatron CREATE Sasha Banks vs. Shayna Baszler
– (*REALITY STONE ACTIVATED*) ADD Andre The Giant to WALTER vs. Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe vs. Goliath
– ADD STIPULATION: “Must Only Use Your Left Hand” to Andre The Giant vs. WALTER vs. Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe vs. Goliath

We’re done! Eight matches are now on our SUPERCARD!

MAYHEM MANIA 2020 SUPERCARD!

MIA YIM & KAY LEE RAY & TEGAN NOX VS. ASUKA & KAIRI SANE & IO SHIRAI
(CREATED BY TINA KEYS)
3v3Women

STEEL CAGE MATCH
EDGE VS. MATT RIDDLE
(CREATED BY CHAD THE SHAD)
RiddleVEdge

BIANCA BELAIR VS. JAZZ
(CREATED BY TINA KEYS)

JazzVBelAir

REVEREND D-VON & DEACON BATISTA VS. PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK
(CREATED BY “COUNTRY HAMMER” JAMI JAMESON)

dvonvLondri

Knockout Or Submission Only!
Tommaso Ciampa vs. Killer Kross
(Created by Kyle Turner)
krossVCiampaR-Truth & Street Profits vs. Fish & CHiPs (Breezango & Bobby Fish)
(Created by Kyle Turner)
3v3Men“Wee Symphony Of Destruction”
Big E Langston vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Elias
(Created by Sorgatron *as proxy)
3way

A.J. Styles vs. Adam Cole vs. Finn Balor vs. Kenny Omega
(Created by Alex Kahrs)
BC4Way

As for the eight remaining matches on the “undercard”, you will get to decide which one earns a place on the Mayhem Mania pre-show!

Kyle O’Reilly vs. Kevin Owens vs. Kassius Ohno
(Created by Kyle Turner)
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Last Man Standing / Can Only Use Your Left Hand
WALTER vs. Keith Lee vs. Samoa Joe vs. Goliath vs. Andre The Giant
(Created by Mad Mike)
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Elephant Graveyard Match!
Akira Tozawa vs. Pete Dunne
(Created by BobbyFJtown)
week10-2
Sasha Banks vs. Shayna Baszler
(Created by Mad Mike)
week10-1
Shinsuke Nakamura & KUSHIDA & Daniel Bryan vs. Angel Garza & Andrade & Jorge Bolly
(Created by Alex Kahrs)
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“Jim Cornette On A Forklift”
Toni Storm & Piper Niven vs. The IIconics
(Created by Dave Podnar)
week10-7
Money In The Bank Match!
Tyler Bate vs. Trent Seven vs. Drew Gulak vs. Timothy Thatcher
(Created by Tina Keys)
week10-8
WeeLC!
Mankind & Dude Love & Cactus Jack vs. Michael Cole & Byron Saxton & JBL
(Created by Zander Gabriel)
week10-3

(UPDATE (4/3/2020): Shinsuke Nakamura & KUSHIDA & Daniel Bryan vs. Angel Garza & Andrade & Jorge Bolly won the vote on the WMS Facebook page and the final spot on the Mayhem Mania pre-show!)

Special thanks to our friend Antonio Garza does a great job creating them for us every year and I’m pretty sure he’s never helping us again after what we did during Patreon In The Bank. We still love you, Garza! Check out his fine work at TheWrestlingRevolution.com!

Also on the Mayhem Mania pre-show will the be the 2nd annual Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble! The entrants are:
– Asuka
– Big Show
– Bushwhacker Luke
– God
– Juventud Guerrera
– Killer Kross
– Ligero
– Mike Quackenbush
– Ophidian
– The Question Mark
– Riddick Moss
– Sami Zayn
– Shawn Michaels
– Super Hentai
– WALTER
– Zach Gowen
– Ziggy Haim

Now, here are the nominees for Host of Mayhem Mania:
– Baby Peanut
– Blitz the Seattle Seahawks mascot
– Chad The Shad
– Darcy & Stacy from “90 Day Fiance”
– Dario Cueto
– Floating Dumpster on Route 51
– Jim Carrey as “Dr. Robotnik”
– The Muppets
– Sorgatron
– Warhorse

(UPDATE (4/8/2020): Chad The Shad won the vote on the WMS Facebook page and will be the host of Mayhem Mania!)

We also have the following nominees for the musical guest at Mayhem Mania:
– The Alexir
– Alterbridge
– Crap
– Fozzy
– Limp Bizkit
– Nikki Cross
– Ozzy Osbourne
– Poppy

(UPDATE (4/8/2020): Poppy won the vote on the WMS Facebook page and will be the musical guest at Mayhem Mania!)

I can’t bring myself to choose between the five nominees for the Mayhem Mania announcing team, so Joey Styles, Matt Striker, Vampiro, Mike Tenay and Triple H are all on the team!

So, it’s been one hell of a ride. Another year of Mayhem Mania is in the books. Thanks to everyone who takes so much enjoyment out of this crazy, chaotic competitive thought experiment we play every year!