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Mad Mike Reviews NXT: DRUNK BELLAS FALLING

YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT’S DRUNK BELLA FALLING TIME, ENOUGH BULLSHIT INTRO LET’S DO THIS!!!!

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Segment 1

  • Chris Jericho really IS cool dad now isn’t he?
  • Justin does a lot of odd stretches for a dude who isn’t on TV all that much
  • Jojo and Justin Gabriel basically have the same amount of personality and screen time
  • Eva Marie is the one who is engaged and asked to ride Fandango’s disco stick
  • MICHAEL FUCKING HAYES FTW
  • There is a training scene without scowling Sara Del Ray….what the shit?
  • Thank God Nattie recognizes that her spray tan guy is Tyson Kidd with the mumps
  • This is weird all of them having a rational conversation…
  • That is the worst move I’ve ever seen
  • OMG Drunk Brie picture montage!
  • Cookie sheet!!!
  • Nattie needs twerking lessons
  • Cameron dated a guy over double her age…nothing about this shocks me
  • Jojo’s never quiet?? She’s always quiet on this show

Segment 2

  • Jojo is only 19, so I shall now officially think of her as the Wrestlefan of this show
  • God Jojo ate fucking nothing on her plate
  • Cena is purse shopping!
  • Ooh what’s the over/under on Nikki’s definition of “THAT many people”
  • I’m guessing at least 20
  • Vinny…it’s a fucking bachelorette party
  • BTW Vinny’s twitter page says he is accepting bookings…so fuck him
  • Curt Hawkins sighting!
  • “I wanna see your pink…and I don’t mean your gear.” Oh Nikki

Segment 3

  • Nattie is horrible at twerking and taking shots
  • Yeah where else would these Divas get to see barely dressed men in silly costumes gyrating?
  • Oh right…
  • Jojo and Justin have had one date….of course he’s going to be out with someone who can drink

Segment 4

  • One date Jojo. You had one date.
  • Oh man….this is gonna be awesome
  • BELLA DOWN! BELLA DOWN!! BELLA DOWN!!!
  • I love the blurring of the vag shots
  • Everyone is talking about “Brie mode” yet Nikki is the one who falls drunk
  • “At the end of the day” count: 1

Segment 5

  • Wow…that whole exchange with drunk Brie and Sleepy Bryan is amazing
  • Bryan is consistently awesome
  • Little odd that Cena isn’t there with the Superstars all stars and Bryan

Segment 6

  • Nikki brings porn and a vibrator since John wasn’t there
  • “the bomb dot com” count: too many
  • Vinny needs to take off that rosary
  • Jojo sees the cotton candy like Brie sees orgasm shots

Segment 7

  • Ah I can totally relate to dating someone who can’t control their booze, but at the same time….fuck you Cameron
  • Jojo sweetie, you’re 19 and have no tits…that’s why you don’t have a Maxim shoot