YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT’S DRUNK BELLA FALLING TIME, ENOUGH BULLSHIT INTRO LET’S DO THIS!!!!
- Chris Jericho really IS cool dad now isn’t he?
- Justin does a lot of odd stretches for a dude who isn’t on TV all that much
- Jojo and Justin Gabriel basically have the same amount of personality and screen time
- Eva Marie is the one who is engaged and asked to ride Fandango’s disco stick
- MICHAEL FUCKING HAYES FTW
- There is a training scene without scowling Sara Del Ray….what the shit?
- Thank God Nattie recognizes that her spray tan guy is Tyson Kidd with the mumps
- This is weird all of them having a rational conversation…
- That is the worst move I’ve ever seen
- OMG Drunk Brie picture montage!
- Cookie sheet!!!
- Nattie needs twerking lessons
- Cameron dated a guy over double her age…nothing about this shocks me
- Jojo’s never quiet?? She’s always quiet on this show
- Jojo is only 19, so I shall now officially think of her as the Wrestlefan of this show
- God Jojo ate fucking nothing on her plate
- Cena is purse shopping!
- Ooh what’s the over/under on Nikki’s definition of “THAT many people”
- I’m guessing at least 20
- Vinny…it’s a fucking bachelorette party
- BTW Vinny’s twitter page says he is accepting bookings…so fuck him
- Curt Hawkins sighting!
- “I wanna see your pink…and I don’t mean your gear.” Oh Nikki
- Nattie is horrible at twerking and taking shots
- Yeah where else would these Divas get to see barely dressed men in silly costumes gyrating?
- Oh right…
- Jojo and Justin have had one date….of course he’s going to be out with someone who can drink
- One date Jojo. You had one date.
- Oh man….this is gonna be awesome
- BELLA DOWN! BELLA DOWN!! BELLA DOWN!!!
- I love the blurring of the vag shots
- Everyone is talking about “Brie mode” yet Nikki is the one who falls drunk
- “At the end of the day” count: 1
- Wow…that whole exchange with drunk Brie and Sleepy Bryan is amazing
- Bryan is consistently awesome
- Little odd that Cena isn’t there with the Superstars all stars and Bryan
- Nikki brings porn and a vibrator since John wasn’t there
- “the bomb dot com” count: too many
- Vinny needs to take off that rosary
- Jojo sees the cotton candy like Brie sees orgasm shots
- Ah I can totally relate to dating someone who can’t control their booze, but at the same time….fuck you Cameron
- Jojo sweetie, you’re 19 and have no tits…that’s why you don’t have a Maxim shoot