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Mad Mike Reviews TNA: Holy Shit…this was actually really good

Jun 15, 2012

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Segment 1: Match 1: Aries Vs. Sabin Vs. Shiima

Immediately this has my attention
Sabin’s been in 15 Ultimate X matches? That’s insane
These guys are insane and I love it, this is how you kick off a live show
Way too short of a match but damn fun to watch
Mr. Money’s Worth is the best nickname ever

Segment 2: Hogan/Aries segment, Park/Bully segment

Hogan says he’s not deaf, but he’s been cupping his hand to his ears for decades
That’s an interesting angle, for an Aries/Roode matchup…I like it
Stop asking where Abyss is?

Segment 3: Match 2: TV Title Devon Vs. Hernandez, Dixie/AJ segment

Hernandez started the match with a leaping senton, very nice
Too bad, would have like to see Hernandez as champ
So are AJ and Dixie are really fucking? This is awful

Segment 4: Match 3: Gauntlet Match

First person in the BFG series is AJ, fine with that
Jeff Hardy is second…that’s good too
RVD is the third guy, that’s not too bad
This isn’t a Gauntlet match…if they’re still coming out

Segment 5: Match cont

Magnus and Bully Ray are both in…very cool with that
I like Magnus a lot
Angle is in this too and that’s good, but I don’t want him winning
WHO THE FUCK FOUND THE POPE??

Segment 6: Match cont, Roode segment

Ew Robbie E is in this
And Joe and Daniels are in this now…that’s not bad
I just made Wrestlefan throw up in his mouth a bit by saying AJ and Angle can defend against Serge and Jarrett
Oh no, the favorite James Storm is in this
I really don’t wanna see a Roode/Storm match

Segment 7: AJ/Angle segment, Match 4: Madison Vs. Hooters, Brooke Hogan segment, Anderson segment

Angle said they’re never losing the tag titles, that’s hilarious
I love Maddy, really wish she had the belt
Labia count: 3 Holy shit….I think I just saw a baby
I noticed Earl wasn’t reffing this match…my theory stands
Brooke has already mastered talking in circles just like her daddy
Anderson…..it was four months ago…..stop mentioning the beer bottle, you’ve had 30,000 chances to avenge that

Segment 8: Match 5: Roode Vs. Anderson