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Mad Mike Reviews TNA: Needs More Shelley

Feb 2, 2012

Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!

Segment 1: Recrap, Jeff’s drug rage, Match 1: Velvet Vs. Tara Vs. Mickie

Clearly someone sold Jeff some bad drugs, he’s attacking Bully
Awkward rose petal placement in this segment
Roode couldn’t open the door to his car
I wish this wasn’t going to be four way and we were actually going to get Storm Vs Roode one-on-one
That being said I wonder when the last time TNA mainevented a PPV with homegrown talent only, AJ Vs Abyss?
To be fair Jeff was the one who started the fight
They really should announce this is a number one contender’s match

Segment 2: Match cont

The TNA commercials show the least amount of merch I’ve ever seen
Labia count: 1
Nice finish to the match, but I really don’t wanna see Tara get a title shot

Segment 3: Sting segment, Shelley segment

Why would you just show the whole fight that just happened?
It really takes a lot of sting (no pun intended) out of these main event announcement segments, because its announced right after Jail ends, lessens the impact a lot (pun intended)
God this segment is awful
Shelley Vs Shiima is going to be a great match

Segment 4: EY Segment, Match 2: Shiima Vs Shelley

Haha Eric was wearing a cup, love that gimmick
This match should be the highlight of the show
Shiima does Taker’s slit throat gesture with his hair spray, fantastic
I wish I could buy TNA PPVs by the match, because I’d buy ten copies of Shelley vs Aries at AAO
“Cut the cameras!!!” Shiima you are a god
Great match, wish they had 5 more minutes but what can you do?
God that light makes Tara looks old as fuck

Segment 5: Bischoff gym segment, Match 3: Worst Lesbians Vs. ODBEY

I’m going to take time out during this segment I don’t care about to say that Carly looks nice in the front row today, but sadly she isn’t going to England…I don’t think
Wow at least that was fucking short, hint: it’s totally Hogan…and no one will care
I forgot to point out earlier that Winter said her and Angelina were easy…just throwing that out there

Segment 6: Match cont

SPIKE TV NEEDS TO STOP SHPWING PREVIEWS OF THE FUCKING GREY
Winter looks like she got a tan recently
I think I’ve finally figured this out….EY is just being the dude from Hangover, we need to get him some roofies and a baby STAT
Wow ODB fucked up the Bronco buster…that’s awful
Wow such a boring match, from such entertaining people

Segment 7: Match 4: Joe Vs Morgan

Magnus really is the indy wrestler version of Hugh Jackman
That new Morgan shirt is awful
Morgan really is the third most boring wrestler on this roster, his tag partner is second, and first is Garret
Wow Joe jobbed to a clothesline??

Segment 8: Jeff/Storm segment, AJ segment

These two look like the toughest bums living under a bridge ever
I’d hate to see how AJ treats his dogs
This whole angle is just stupid
God, this is the worst…there’s no way this will ever pay off
I think Daniels borrowed some of Winter’s rape medication to control Kaz

Segment 9: Match 5: Main Event tables match

This split screen shit is fine for TNA but do they need the retarded flames thing?
This is just a continuation of the same boring four man fight with their gear on

Segment 10: Match cont