Greetings Mayhemmers, since I’m the guy who watches TNA the most as the main hosts on this show, but we never seem to talk about it (mainly because it sucks) I decided to at least use my journalistic integrity and live blog about it each week. This will be written live as I watch Impact, so enjoy!
Segment 1: Recrap, Aces and Assholes segment
- What the fuck is this shit?
- Who in TNA jerks off to Sons of Anarchy this much, they wanted to bring it to the show?
- Hey Sting did you also tell the camera crew to take a lot of really close up shots and have music playing?
- Jesus they couldn’t even put together a video package?
- Who the hell had nunchucks???
- PULL OFF THE MASKS
- No one knows who that is….
- Hi there fake blood
- That was such a waste of damn time
- Why didn’t they look to see who the other idiot was?
Segment 2: Match 1: Hooters Vs. Tara, Sting segment
- Really? Hooters is gonna talk? God she is awful.
- Okay this match is actually a pretty great idea
- Referees should not get theme music
- Something tells me Hogan isn’t going to be in the IMPACT Zone tonight
- Wow a pinfall without a finisher? Jeez.
- Ahhh….that explains why Pope is out
- Robbie E should win this match just to mess with people
Segment 3: Match 2: Robbie E Vs. Robbie V Vs. Robbie AJ
- They should already be trying to put over, that Robbie E could play a spoiler for both the other guys
- This match is really pretty basic
Segment 4: Match cont.
- Oh my God! A logically booked match!!!
- Go Robbie E!
- However….he probably should have covered AJ instead of RVD, since AJ was the one hit with the splash
Segment 5: Match 3: Hardy Vs. Robbie T, Appletini segment
- I thought on Open Fight Night everyone in the BFG Tournament had to call out someone else in the tournament?
- Yawn Hardy wins….shocker
- I kinda just want to see Daniels and Kaz commenting on segments during the show all night
Segment 6: Sting segment, Maury Povich segment, Gut Check bullshit, Sting segment…again
- Sting….stop calling out Aces and Assholes
- Is AJ apologizing for all the awful segments right now?
- Did Kaz just infer that Bully’s dad left him? Technically it’s true…Big Daddy Dudley was a manwhore
- Claire Lynch isn’t here tonight because she is an awful actress
- Everyone booing someone in the hospital…awesome
- Why didn’t Claire hire Joseph Park? That’d be awesomesauce
- This lawyer isn’t much better of an actress than Claire
- AJ has a great “You are NOT the father!” face
- Thank God this is over!
- God this guy is awful…so of course he’s going to get a contract
- Hey you want to know how to help your family? Get a real job and not one that pays per appearance
- LOOK UNDER THE MASKS!!!!!
- Why does Sting want “Hollywood” Hogan back when he spent months trying to bring back “Red and Yellow” Hogan
Segment 7: Alex Silva segment, Gut Check match
- Silva hasn’t had a damn match since he won Gut Check
- Oh Jesus…you guys are forcing me to watch Gunner?
- Holy crap…talk about a Gut Check, look at this guy’s fucking gut
- My God these Gut Check people get worse and worse every month, with the exception of Joey Ryan
Segment 8: ODB Segment, Match 5: Anderson Vs. Bully
- Okay…they need to stop with this “fried chicken” thing
- Okay….Anderson has 40 points, so to even try and win, he needs 10, right?
- Wow….the silence in the Impact Zone is deafening
- Again with the short cuts of matches…..STOP DOING INTROS!!!!
Segment 9: Match cont., Aces and Assholes segment
- See this match is pointless, because Anderson needs 50 to even get to the Top 4, and then needs the other 4 guys to not score again
- This is my basic problem with the BFG Series
- Anderson hasn’t tried for a submission hold once, either he doesn’t know math or he doesn’t care
- Pretty sure this is the third match that had a superplex spot
- “A clutch player got a clutch home run”? Really Taz…no wonder you’re a Mets fan, if you think 7 points in his last match, eliminating him from the tournament is good
- Okay so Taz definitely doesn’t know math.
- And thank you Bane…
Segment 10: Aces and Assholes segment
- Again…why would a group who has done nothing but sneak attacks come down to a ring full of wrestlers?
- Why isn’t fucking Hogan out there?
- Nice cursing there Anderson
- Maybe we’d recognize some people if they had their masks pulled off
- Man Hogan didn’t even wanna come out for the crowd…poor Impact Zone fans
- I really hate how many members of Aces and Assholes there are here…the roster is bloated as it is
- Oh man, this better not strip another TNA World Champion of the belt….AGAIN
- And Bully Ray is in charge of Aces and Assholes
- So the winner of the Bound For Glory Series might be crowned the champ then?
Logic: 3 Laganas out of 5
Wrestling: 3 Laganas out of 5
Overall: 6 Laganas out of 10