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Mayhem Mania 2019: Patreon In The Bank!

This. is. Mayhem Mania!

Not quite a game. Not really a contest. More like a competitive thought experiment. The object is to create the best WrestleMania card possible – NOT necessarily to predict what WWE will do.

This is not fantasy booking. It’s more like reality booking. Any match created must have at least a chance of happening in this year’s WrestleMania. That means all wrestlers come in their current physical, emotional and contractual state. Anyone selected for a match must have a reasonable chance of being hired by WWE to appear on the real-life WrestleMania card. 

Simply put, you’re Vince McMahon with infinite cash and no self-control.


 

For those of you who are just joining us (and honestly, where have you been?), here’s where you can catch up on Mayhem Mania 2019: Opening Round – Round 1 – Round 2 – Round 3 – Round 4 – Round 5 – Round 6 – Round 7 – Round 8

This is it – the grand finale of Mayhem Mania 2019: The awesome and life-affirming Patreon In The Bank round. It went down on the Wrestling Mayhem Show on Tuesday, March 26. Only Patreon supporters of the Wrestling Mayhem Show were invited to take part. That meant a full dozen players were lined up to decide the fate of the Mayhem Mania SUPERCARD! 

Going into Patreon In The Bank, two matches had already graduated to the SUPERCARD by virtue of surviving 3 consecutive rounds without being altered in any way.

MAYHEM MANIA 2019 SUPERCARD

ELIAS VS. VELVETEEN DREAM
(CREATED BY SORGATRON)
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ZELINA VEGA & BILLIE KAY & PEYTON ROYCE VS. IO SHIRAI & KAIRI SANE & ASUKA
(CREATED BY BOBBYFJTOWN)
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That leaves 6 slots still open for the best matches our crew can create. Could they book a better WrestleMania than WWE? Let’s find out.

In Patreon In The Bank, our Patreon supporters/players are granted enhanced authority to make changes and alter the course of this little game. The higher the tier a Pateron supporter is contributing, the more abilities and moves they are given. Among those abilities is the brand new UN-eliminator. During Mayhem Mania, ELIMINATORS are awarded, which allow a player to eliminate any single person from being used at all. The UN-eliminator allows a select few to RESTORE an eliminated wrestler. 2 were awarded to our most generous Patreon supporters: Mad Mike and Alex Kahrs. They quickly used their UN-eliminators to restore John Cena and Drake Maverick, respectively.

That left us with the following individuals still eliminated from Mayhem Mania heading into the Patreon In The Bank round.

  • Ric Flair
  • Jeff Jarrett
  • Brock Lesnar
  • Randy Orton
  • Triple H
  • Charlotte Flair
  • Bobby Fish
  • Enzo Amore

Also during this round, everyone must announce a surprise entrant who will participate in the 1st annual Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble, to be held during the Mayhem Mania pre-show.

Alright, that’s enough housecleaning. Let’s take a look at what our Patreon supporters did.

 Patreon #1: Jen Carlins (via her proxy: Producer Missy)
– DELETE Kassius Ohno & Cesaro vs. Lince Dorado & Kalisto vs. Keith Lee & Dominik Dijakovic and CREATE Mojo Rawley & Rob Gronkowski vs. The Revival
– ADD SPECIAL REFEREE: SNITSKY to Montez Ford & Bianca Belair vs. Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae vs. Rowe & Sarah Logan vs. Killian Dain & Nikki Cross
– ADD Bob Backlund to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble

Patreon #2: Dave Podnar
– SUBTRACT Jeff Hardy from Seth Rollins vs. Ricochet vs. Aleister Black vs. ACH
– ADD STIPULATION: “Winner Gets Custody Of The Good Brothers” to AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor
– ADD Pete Dunne to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– AUTO-GRADUATE Montez Ford & Bianca Belair vs. Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae vs. Rowe & Sarah Logan vs. Killian Dain & Nikki Cross to the SUPERCARD
– CREATE Keith Lee vs. Dominik Dijakovic on the “undercard”
ADD King Maxel to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– NOMINATE House Hardy to be the host(s) of Mayhem Mania

Patreon #3:  Heel Bradley (via his proxy: Sorgatron)
– DELETE Mojo Rawley & Rob Gronkowski vs. The Revival and CREATE The B-Team & Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins & Singh Brothers & Sanity & Apollo Crews vs. The Guardians Of The Independent Scene
– ADD STIPULATION: Elimination Tag to The B-Team & Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins & Singh Brothers & Sanity & Apollo Crews vs. The Guardians Of The Independent Scene
– ADD Chest Flexor to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– NOMINATE Chest Flexor to be the host of Mayhem Mania

**Dave Podnar used his ELIMINATOR on Rob Gronkowski

Patreon #4: Daniel Tiger
– DELETE The Miz vs. EC3 and CREATE Adam Rose vs. No Way Jose
– ADD STIPULATION: “Lumberjack Match with The Rosebuds and The Conga Line” to Adam Rose vs. No Way Jose
– ADD Glacier to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– AUTO-GRADUATE Mia Yim vs. Becky Lynch to the SUPERCARD
– CREATE The Usos & Roman Reigns vs. AOP & Baron Corbin on the “undercard”
– NOMINATE Vicki Guerrero to be the host of Mayhem Mania

Patreon #5: Kyle Turner
– DELETE The B-Team & Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins & Singh Brothers & Sanity & Apollo Crews vs. The Guardians Of The Independent Scene and CREATE Dean Ambrose vs. Pete Dunne
– ADD STIPULATION: “No Holds Barred” to Dean Ambrose vs. Pete Dunne
– AUTO-GRADUATE Dean Ambrose vs. Pete Dunne
– CREATE Shayna Baszler vs. Sonya Deville on the “undercard”
– ADD Johnny Saint to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– NOMINATE Joey Styles to be the host of Mayhem Mania

Patreon #6: Doc Remedy
– ADD Adam Cole to Seth Rollins vs. Ricochet vs. Aleister Black vs. ACH
– ADD STIPULATION: “Only The Winner Keeps His Hair” to Lio Rush vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Ali vs. DJZ
– ADD Hulk Hogan to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– AUTO-GRADUATE AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor to the SUPERCARD
– CREATE The Revival vs. Hanson & Eric Young on the “undercard”
– NOMINATE Alexa Bliss to be the host of Mayhem Mania

Patreon #7: BobbyfJtown
– DELETE Adam Rose vs. No Way Jose and CREATE RJ City vs. Joey Ryan
– ADD STIPULATION: “Tornado Tag Match” to Zelina Vega & Billie Kay & Peyton Royce vs. Io Shirai & Asuka & Kairi Sane
– ADD Curt Hawkins to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble

Patreon #8: Mad Mike
– DELETE Seth Rollins vs. Ricochet vs. Aleister Black vs. ACH vs. Adam Cole and CREATE Vince McMahon vs. George Mizanin
– ADD STIPULATION: “Hair vs. Hair Match” to Vince McMahon vs. George Mizanin
– ADD Jushin Thunder Liger to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– AUTO-GRADUATE Vince McMahaon vs. George Mizanin
– CREATE Ricochet vs. Cesaro on the “undercard”
– NOMINATE Dario Cueto to be the host of Mayhem Mania
– ELIMINATE the “Coal Miner’s Glove” stipulation
– ELIMINATE Conor McGregor
– ADD Velveteen Dream to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble

**Kyle Turner used his ELIMINATOR on Lashley

Patreon #9: Alex Kahrs
– DELETE Keith Lee vs. Dominik Dijakovic and CREATE Drake Maverick vs. Zack Ryder
– ADD STIPULATION: “WeeLC” to Elias vs. Velveteen Dream
– ADD Mike Quackenbush to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– AUTO-GRADUATE Lio Rush vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Ali vs. DJZ
– CREATE Orange Cassidy vs. Court Moore (fka Stokely Hathaway)
– NOMINATE Poppy to be the host of Mayhem Mania

**Sorgatron ADDS The Hurricane to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
**Sorgatron used his ELIMINATOR on No Way Jose

Patreon #10: Tina Keyes
DELETE Ricochet vs. Cesaro and CREATE Jazzy Gabert vs. Beth Phoenix
ADD STIPULATION: “Knockout or Submission Only” to Jazzy Gabert vs. Beth Phoenix
ADD Bull Nakano to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble
– ELIMINATE Undertaker

Patreon #11: Ed Burke (via his proxy: Ronnie Starks)
DELETE The Revival vs. Hanson & Eric Young and CREATE Xavier Woods & Big E vs. Dan Sandwich & Destin Vain
ADD STIPULATION: “Ronnie Starks On A Forklift Holding A Box Of Booty O’s And A Plate Of Pancakes” to Xavier Woods & Big E vs. Dan Sandwich & Destin Vain
ADD Eric Bugenhagen to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble

Patreon #12: Bo Diggity
DELETE RJ City vs. Joey Ryan and CREATE Daniel Bryan vs. Duke “The Dumpster” Droese
ADD STIPULATION: “First Blood Match” to WALTER vs. Samoa Joe
ADD Adam Bomb to the Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble

Wow. Just…wow. This was certainly one of the best Patreon In The Bank rounds we’ve ever had during Mayhem Mania. Thanks to the hard work and creativity of our Patreon supporters, the full 8-match SUPERCARD is finally set.

MAYHEM MANIA 2019 SUPERCARD

“WeeLC”
Elias vs. Velveteen Dream
(created by Sorgatron)
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“Tornado Tag Team Match”
Zelina Vega & Billie Kay & Peyton Royce vs. Asuka & Io Shirai & Kairi Sane
(created by BobbyfJTown)
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Special Guest Referee: Snitsky
Bianca Belair & Montez Ford vs. Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae vs. Rowe & Sarah Logan vs. Killian Dain & Nikki Cross
(created by Dave Podnar)
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Becky Lynch vs. Mia Yim
(created by Tina Keyes)
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“No Holds Barred”
Dean Ambrose vs. Pete Dunne
(created by Kyle Turner)
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“Only The Winner Keeps His Hair”
Lio Rush vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Ali vs. DJZ
(created by Sorgatron)
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“Hair vs. Hair Match”
Vince McMahon vs. George Mizanin
(created by Mad Mike)
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“Winner Gets Custody Of The Good Brothers”
AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor
(created by Litty The Lion)
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Also, here’s the list of the surprise entrants that will participate in the 1st annual Mayhem Cluster Battle Rumble…

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Mayhem Mania 2019 isn’t over yet! There’s still some work to do.

First, we must decide which of the 8 matches on our “undercard” will secure a place on the Mayhem Mania pre-show. YOUR vote will decide which of these matches will make the cut…

  • Jazzy Gabert vs. Beth Phoenix (Knockout or Submission Only)

  • Xavier Woods & Big E vs. Dan Sandwich & Destin Vain (Ronnie Starks on a Forklift Holding a Box of Booty O’s and a Plate of Pancakes)

  • The Usos & Roman Reigns vs. AOP & Baron Corbin

  • Drake Maverick vs. Zack Ryder

  • WALTER vs. Samoa Joe (First Blood Match)

  • Daniel Bryan vs. Duke “The Dumpster” Droese (Rosebuds/Conga Line Lumberjack Match)

  • Shayna Baszler vs. Sonya Deville

  • Orange Cassidy vs. Court Moore (fka Stokely Hathaway)

Finally, we need to decide who will be the host of Mayhem Mania. The nominees area…

  • Alexa Bliss

  • Chest Flexor

  • Dario Cueto

  • House Hardy

  • Joey Styles

  • Poppy

  • Vicki Guerrero

Head to the Wrestling Mayhem Show Facebook group to cast your vote!

Many, many thanks to Antonio Garza from TheWrestlingRevolution.com for the awesome match graphics and to Larry from Dark Forge Studios for forging the white board that we’re using in studio during the Wrestling Mayhem Show.

Thanks for supporting Mayhem Mania!