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Mad Mike’s Wacky Wrestlemania Predicitons

Since Skype decided to cut out on this past show I wasn’t able to give my ‘Mania predictions. So here they are in a random Wackyland-type fashion

Cookie Monster Punk with Bald Big Boob Lady and the Not Festus vs 10 Year Old Masked Fan
Winner: Cookie Monster when Eddie’s Kid joins the No Brew Krew

10 Person We Had To Pay A Majority of the Roster from the Bank Match
Participants:
Where’s Your Accent
The Aluminum Standard
Jacob Goodnight
Taffy Kendrick
Mr. High Spot
Poor Man’s David Otunga
Future TNA Tag Champ
Caddying Cheerleader
Teeth Pushups
Corporal Peep
Winner: Corporal Peep

T AND A Fest (rumored)
Mrs. Escobar/Mrs. Undertaker/Mrs. Miz/Hey Aren’t You British?/Fox and Jobber
vs.
Bimbo Bimbo/Much Hotter Chyna/Psuedo Lesbian/Canadian Wok/Random
Diva Search Loser

Winners: Good Girl Boobies

Hey We Actually Have Tag Titles Match

The Awesome Show vs. KwikNitro
Winners: Awesome Show, always

Red Headed StepChampion vs Beard Headed StepSon
Winner: Irish McNotFinlay in an upset

Ancient Grudge Breaks to New Futility Match

Strokeman vs Dude Paying Bret to Beat Him Up
Winner: Concussion victim making his boss tap out

Legac-eeway

That Python-like Viper vs. Billion Dollar Boy vs. American Nightmare
Winner: That Cobra-like Diamondback

No Win Situation Match

Understreaker vs. The JKS (Just Kicked Stan) Kid
Winner: 18-0

World Title

SPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEAR SPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEAR SPEARSPEARSPEARSPEARSPEAR vs. Moongoose McQueen
Winner: …………………………………………………… ………………………..SPEAR

WWE Title (Non Spinning Edition)

Deacon Ed Hardy vs. Hustle, Loyalty, Merch Sales
Winner: Prototype