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Mayhem Mania 2017: Patreon In The Bank!!!

This. is. Mayhem Mania!

Not quite a game. Not really a contest. More like a competitive thought experiment. The object is to create the best WrestleMania card possible – NOT necessarily to predict what WWE will do.

This is not fantasy booking (even though it kind of is). Any match created must be possible in real life. That means all wrestlers come in their current physical, emotional and contractual state. Anyone selected for a match must have a reasonable chance of being hired by WWE to appear on the real-life WrestleMania card. Simply put, you’re Vince McMahon with infinite cash and no self-control.


Many weeks ago, we started our journey by creating 8 matches for our card. Then, we started making changes…and more changes…and even more changes. It wasn’t always pretty. Here’s where you can catch up on what happened during Round 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Round 6Round 7 and Round 8. Any match that survived 3 rounds of Mayhem Mania without being altered in any way, GRADUATED to the SUPERCARD, creating room for new and even more fantastic match ideas. This process led to three graduated matches.

All this hard work and hurt feelings led to the epic Patreon In The Bank round of Mayhem Mania, in which the Patreon supporters of the Wrestling Mayhem Show were invited to make multiple changes, fast-track matches to the SUPERCARD and much more.

Here are all the moves that went down.

Mayhem Mania 2017: Patreon In The Bank

Patreon #1 (Bo F. Diggity)
KILL Samoa Joe vs. Big Show vs. James Ellsworth vs. Braun Strowman and CREATE Dean Malenko vs. Daniel Bryan

Patreon #2 (@AlexanderKahrs)
ADD STIPULATION = WeeLC to The Shield vs. The New Day
GRADUATE A.J. Styles vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Patreon #3 (@treygar)
SWAP Britt Baker for Dana Brooke
GRADUATE Sasha Banks & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Mickie James vs. LayCool vs. Emma & Dana Brooke
ADD SPECIAL RING ANNOUNCER Mike McGuirk to Sasha Banks & Bayley vs. Beth Phoenix & Mickie James vs. LayCool vs. Emma & Dana Brooke

Patreon #4 (@BillyJ64)
GRADUATE Charlotte vs. Asuka
CREATE Samoa Joe vs. Big Show

Patreon #5 (@BobbyfJtown)
ADD STIPULATION = Ladder Match to Charlotte vs. Asuka
SWAP Chris Jericho for Finn Balor
GRADUATE Bray Wyatt vs. Finn Balor
CREATE Big Bartholomew vs. The Sea Creature

Patreon #6 (@MadMike4883)
GRADUATE Bobby Roode vs. John Cena
ADD STIPULATION = Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match to Bobby Roode vs. John Cena
CREATE Stephanie McMahon vs. Shane McMahon

Patreon #7 (Tina)
ADD STIPULATION = Submission Match to Brock Lesnar vs. Kevin Owens
KILL Eric Young & Austin Aries & No Way Jose vs. Gran Metallik & #DIY vs. Booker T & Kurt Angle & Scott Steiner and CREATE Alexa Bliss vs. Ember Moon

Patreon #8 (@EdBurke37)
ADD SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE Kurt Angle to American Alpha vs. Kings Of Wrestling vs. The Revival
CREATE Baron Corbin vs. Eric Young

Special Guest Player (@NickLendl)
CREATE Neville vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Jack Gallagher vs. Austin Aries vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. T.J. Perkins

Thanks to all the moves made during the Patreon In The Bank round our SUPERCARD is now complete! I won’t lie. It’s pretty awesome, and WWE should be ashamed that their little card on Sunday will not be able to hold a candle to what we’ve cooked up. Check it out, and marvel at the incredible SUPERCARD match graphics created by our friend Antonio Garza.

MAYHEM MANIA 2017 SUPERCARD!!!

*Submission Match*
BROCK LESNAR VS. KEVIN OWENS
(CREATED BY INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING CARTEL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR @JAXONARGOS)
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*Special Guest Referee: Kurt Angle*
AMERICAN ALPHA VS. THE KINGS OF WRESTLING VS. THE REVIVAL
(CREATED BY @BOBBYFJTOWN)
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*WeeLC*
THE SHIELD VS. THE NEW DAY
(CREATED BY @MADMIKE4883)
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A.J. STYLES VS. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA
(CREATED BY @THEERIZZ)
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*Ladder Match*
CHARLOTTE VS. ASUKA
(CREATED BY @BOBBYFJTOWN)
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*Weapons Of Mass Destruction Match*
BOBBY ROODE VS. JOHN CENA
(CREATED BY LUCHA UNDERGROUND CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER @CHRISDEJOSEPH)
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*Special Guest Ring Announcer: Mike McGuirk*
MICKIE JAMES & BETH PHOENIX VS. LAYCOOL VS. BAYLEY & SASHA BANKS & EMMA & Dana Brooke
(CREATED BY @treygar)
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Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt
(CREATED BY @BOBBYFJTOWN)
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We still have 8 matches on our “undercard”. Those will be competing for a spot on the Mayhem Mania Pre-show, which will not be 2-hours long. In fact, there will only be time for one additional match. Here’s what we have to work with on that front.

Alexa Bliss vs. Ember Moon (Created by Tina)
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Dean Malenko vs. Daniel Bryan (Created by Bo F. Diggity)
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Stephanie McMahon vs. Shane McMahon (Created by @MadMike4883)
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Eric Young vs. Baron Corbin (Created by @EdBurke37)
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Samoa Joe vs. Big Show (Created by @BillyJ64)
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Chris Jericho vs. Kane (Created by @BobbyfJtown)
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T.J. Perkins vs. The Brian Kendrick vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Neville vs. Austin Aries vs. Jack Gallagher (Created by @NickLendl)
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Big Bartholomew vs. The Sea Creature (Created by @BobbyfJtown)
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Our work is nearly done. All that’s left is the final round of Mayhem Mania this coming Tuesday on the Wrestling Mayhem Show. We hope to join us. Until then, enjoy another episode of Talking Mayhem Mania!